There's Something about Bristol

There's Something about Bristol

It’s far different than that “something” about Cameron Diaz’s Mary but it’s pretty evident that the Left has something about Bristol, Palin, that is.

The latest something oozed out of the mouth of second-rate, proud member of the “D-List” comedienne, Kathy Griffin, currently on tour in Afghanistan allegedly to entertain the troops.

She failed miserably to entertain them, shaming the memories of Bob Hope and hundreds of other real entertainers over the years who went “over there” to bring some laughs and support from those of us “over here.”

In the process, she pissed them off and they responded accordingly with resounding rounds of boos when she tried to diss Bristol Palin, oldest daughter of Sarah Palin, by saying Bristol was fat, and not just fat but “Precious” fat, ”the only contestant in the history of ["Dancing with the Stars"] who actually gained weight.”

Oddly, she did get some yuks by joking about deformities to the troops when she inanely quipped, “I know. Individual deformities. Uh, sue me, but that shit’s funny. Hear me out. My left boob is actually bigger than my right boob . . . And let me tell you something—20 minutes ago backstage, when I was giving a topless lap dance to the commanding officer—you know, I had my deformity. We were laughing about it. So that one’s on him:” http://tiny.cc/22u0i

Well, no, “that” wasn’t a joke on their C.O. as much as on Griffin, herself. The troops were laughing at her not with her.

Griffin tried to overcome the chorus of boos resulting from her fat joke on Bristol by adding, “She gained like 30 pounds a week, I swear to God. She’s like the white Precious,” which she felt was so witty she repeated, “like the white Precious.” After saying she loved their booing, Griffin sought refuge by introducing the cast of “Jersey Shore” which finally quelled the disapprobation.

That followed her hilarious put-down of our fighting men and women by saying, “And I know you guys have been all caught up in protecting the country and stuff but I just want to tell you what we’ve been doing on the home front, the really important news:” http://tiny.cc/1w51l

I’m certain Kathy Griffin has never even met Bristol Palin, as certain as I am that Griffin is a tasteless, useless appendage to the USO troupe. But what exactly is it about Bristol that invites such gratuitous, senseless carping which echoed Margaret Cho’s attacks a week earlier on her “friend” Bristol?

Together with Griffin, Cho defines feminine unattractiveness but the cause must be deeper than that.

The 42 year old has-been-who-never-was, Margaret Cho, the Korean American feminist and avid supporter of all things gay let loose a barrage of unsubstantiated lies against her fellow “DWTS” contestant, including the baseless allegation that Sarah Palin blamed Bristol for her loss in 2008 and that her mother forced Bristol to appear on “DWTS.”

In her column, “Pistol Whipped,” Cho demonstrated the fine, Oriental art of setting up her target by saying, “She’s warm and incredibly supportive, and I think that she looks beautiful out on the dance floor. It’s heartbreaking that people are so awful to her about her weight.” Then she goes for the jugular . . .
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