Holiday Peculiarities on CNN and in the Church of England
We’re in the midst of what some call the silly season which is often less silly than it is peculiar, unsettling, and scary. When former NBAer Dennis Rodman announces he’s assembling a topless women’s basketball team, it can be considered just another Rodman oddity.
Other oddities are much more bothersome.
When a Northeastern University Muslim chaplain, Abdullah Faaruuq, who advocates using “the gun and the sword” to advance Islam in America, is subsidized with American taxpayer dollars, it’s outrageous, not silly.
When Bill Maher can get away with tweeting, “Wow, Jesus just f*cked TimTebow bad! And on Xmas Eve!” it’s obscenely offensive.
When the Rose Bowl Committee chucks time-honored tradition and permits OWS crazies to render farcical the Rose Bowl Parade, it’s a sign people have lost their minds.
Still, the holidays also have lighter moments: Home celebrations and office holiday parties sometimes deteriorate into odd events where Uncle Harold dons a lampshade and the 70 year old boss hits on the 22 year old intern. They are somewhat excusable due the effects of over-indulging in holiday cheer–and booze.
However, Uncle Harold’s excessive celebration and the boss’s befuddlement don’t hold a candle or a bottle to ostensibly sober instances of asinine behavior in the television world and, of all places, in the Church of England.
New Year’s festivities on that bulwark of propriety, CNN, capped off this season’s excursions into the bizarre.
Hosted Saturday night by an exceptionally odd couple–staid, light in the loafers newsperson, Anderson Cooper, and foul-mouthed comedienne, Kathy Griffin–the cablecast featured a Griffin performance which she began by tickling her co-host and asking about his “nether regions.”
It got better.
As revelers reveled in Times Square, the exhibitionist Griffin didn’t drop an F-bomb as she did last year and instead dropped her clothes, stripping down to her Victoria Secret bests and prancing about for the crowd just minutes before the ball dropped and Cooper’s jaw pretended to drop.
Cooper quickly flashed a “NO NUDITY” sign–evidence that the act was staged–and complimented her “hot body.” That observation must be qualified by Cooper’s unfamiliarity with female bodies, hot or not, and by the fact Griffin’s body can be described as “hot” only by Griffin or by the visually-challenged.
David Rodham-Gergen called in and Griffin suggestively invited the RINO–and his wife–to call her before, mercifully, putting her clothes back on.
Classy journalism, CNN, even for New Year's Eve!
I missed it because I was trying to get Uncle Harold to wear a hat in lieu of the lampshade but readers can view CNN’s odd couple in action on my blogsite.
Neither Kathy Griffin nor Anderson Cooper are very entertaining but, in their defense, they try, however lamely. The Church of England’s current Archbishop of Canterbury, doesn’t try at all to entertain yet, in a sick sense, is wildly hilarious. . .
(Read more at http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=11980.)
Showing posts with label kathy griffin. Show all posts
Showing posts with label kathy griffin. Show all posts
Monday, January 2, 2012
Tuesday, August 30, 2011
The Weird Sexual Worlds of Jim Carrey and Kathy Griffin
The Weird Sexual Worlds of Jim Carrey and Kathy Griffin
Whether the following videos featuring 49 year old Jim Carrey lusting in his heart and genitals for 22 year old Emma Stone and 50 year old Kathy Griffin fantasizing about sex with 17 year old Justin Bieber are pathetic jokes or not, they’re still creepy as well as singularly humorless.
The consensus seems to be that both Carrey and Griffin are serious in their respective overtures to Stone and Bieber primarily because, although both Carrey and Griffin are both supposed to be comics, neither is capable of acting this well.
The affable, twice-married grandfather Jim Carrey has had a number of movie hits, the last of which was four years ago–eons, by Hollywood standards–and has been linked with a slew of Hollywood beauties including Jenny McCarthy but has apparently hit a slough in that department as well.
His bizarre video addressed to Ms. Stone could be attributable to his admitted bouts of depression but is still inexplicable for a guy, even a star, who is almost half a century old.
In that vid “message,” Carrey gulps and confesses to the “all the way beautiful” Stone his desire to marry her and have “freckle-faced kids,” go camping, and reward her with daily sexual delights, a fantasy he concedes apologeticaly is hampered by his age. He wishes her “love and contentment” in life after mentioning his age-related difficulty in peeing, just the thing a 22 year old wants to hear about from a lover.
As weird as it is, Carrey’s video has to take second place to another videotaped confession by third-rate celebrity Kathy Griffin who was inspired by Carrey to articulate her own hidden desires for Justin Bieber. . .
(Read more at http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=5308.)
Whether the following videos featuring 49 year old Jim Carrey lusting in his heart and genitals for 22 year old Emma Stone and 50 year old Kathy Griffin fantasizing about sex with 17 year old Justin Bieber are pathetic jokes or not, they’re still creepy as well as singularly humorless.
The consensus seems to be that both Carrey and Griffin are serious in their respective overtures to Stone and Bieber primarily because, although both Carrey and Griffin are both supposed to be comics, neither is capable of acting this well.
The affable, twice-married grandfather Jim Carrey has had a number of movie hits, the last of which was four years ago–eons, by Hollywood standards–and has been linked with a slew of Hollywood beauties including Jenny McCarthy but has apparently hit a slough in that department as well.
His bizarre video addressed to Ms. Stone could be attributable to his admitted bouts of depression but is still inexplicable for a guy, even a star, who is almost half a century old.
In that vid “message,” Carrey gulps and confesses to the “all the way beautiful” Stone his desire to marry her and have “freckle-faced kids,” go camping, and reward her with daily sexual delights, a fantasy he concedes apologeticaly is hampered by his age. He wishes her “love and contentment” in life after mentioning his age-related difficulty in peeing, just the thing a 22 year old wants to hear about from a lover.
As weird as it is, Carrey’s video has to take second place to another videotaped confession by third-rate celebrity Kathy Griffin who was inspired by Carrey to articulate her own hidden desires for Justin Bieber. . .
(Read more at http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=5308.)
Tuesday, January 4, 2011
Kathy Griffin, Age 50, Takes on Willow Palin, Age 16
Kathy Griffin, Age 50, Takes on Willow Palin, Age 16
Anyone who has ever doubted the depths to which liberals willingly sink should have all doubts expunged after the most recent plunge.
Alleged comedienne Kathy Griffin, “star” of the aptly-titled, fortunately-canceled reality show, “My Life on the D-List,” who went to Afghanistan to “entertain” the troops by joking about deformities, who ripped Bristol Palin for being “Precious fat” on Dancing with the Stars, who has made a cottage industry of attacking the Palin family, has decided to focus now on child abuse, namely by going after 16 year old Willow Palin.
Griffin proudly told The Hollywood Reporter, “I’ve already gone for Sarah, Todd and Bristol obviously. But I think it’s Willow’s year to go down. In 2011, I want to offend a new Palin.”
Willow Palin’s crimes meriting such offense? Who knows?
Defender of all things gay, Griffin said her New Year’s resolution was to go after Willow because the teen reportedly used homophobic slurs on Facebook. “She’s called people a fa—t [faggot] on Facebook a couple of times.” [Oh, no, not another F-word!] You don’t throw around the f-word without hearing from me about it:” http://tiny.cc/2f3qs
It could also be because Willow is young and pretty and Griffin is neither . . .
(Read more at http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=3311)
Anyone who has ever doubted the depths to which liberals willingly sink should have all doubts expunged after the most recent plunge.
Alleged comedienne Kathy Griffin, “star” of the aptly-titled, fortunately-canceled reality show, “My Life on the D-List,” who went to Afghanistan to “entertain” the troops by joking about deformities, who ripped Bristol Palin for being “Precious fat” on Dancing with the Stars, who has made a cottage industry of attacking the Palin family, has decided to focus now on child abuse, namely by going after 16 year old Willow Palin.
Griffin proudly told The Hollywood Reporter, “I’ve already gone for Sarah, Todd and Bristol obviously. But I think it’s Willow’s year to go down. In 2011, I want to offend a new Palin.”
Willow Palin’s crimes meriting such offense? Who knows?
Defender of all things gay, Griffin said her New Year’s resolution was to go after Willow because the teen reportedly used homophobic slurs on Facebook. “She’s called people a fa—t [faggot] on Facebook a couple of times.” [Oh, no, not another F-word!] You don’t throw around the f-word without hearing from me about it:” http://tiny.cc/2f3qs
It could also be because Willow is young and pretty and Griffin is neither . . .
(Read more at http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=3311)
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
There's Something about Bristol
There's Something about Bristol
It’s far different than that “something” about Cameron Diaz’s Mary but it’s pretty evident that the Left has something about Bristol, Palin, that is.
The latest something oozed out of the mouth of second-rate, proud member of the “D-List” comedienne, Kathy Griffin, currently on tour in Afghanistan allegedly to entertain the troops.
She failed miserably to entertain them, shaming the memories of Bob Hope and hundreds of other real entertainers over the years who went “over there” to bring some laughs and support from those of us “over here.”
In the process, she pissed them off and they responded accordingly with resounding rounds of boos when she tried to diss Bristol Palin, oldest daughter of Sarah Palin, by saying Bristol was fat, and not just fat but “Precious” fat, ”the only contestant in the history of ["Dancing with the Stars"] who actually gained weight.”
Oddly, she did get some yuks by joking about deformities to the troops when she inanely quipped, “I know. Individual deformities. Uh, sue me, but that shit’s funny. Hear me out. My left boob is actually bigger than my right boob . . . And let me tell you something—20 minutes ago backstage, when I was giving a topless lap dance to the commanding officer—you know, I had my deformity. We were laughing about it. So that one’s on him:” http://tiny.cc/22u0i
Well, no, “that” wasn’t a joke on their C.O. as much as on Griffin, herself. The troops were laughing at her not with her.
Griffin tried to overcome the chorus of boos resulting from her fat joke on Bristol by adding, “She gained like 30 pounds a week, I swear to God. She’s like the white Precious,” which she felt was so witty she repeated, “like the white Precious.” After saying she loved their booing, Griffin sought refuge by introducing the cast of “Jersey Shore” which finally quelled the disapprobation.
That followed her hilarious put-down of our fighting men and women by saying, “And I know you guys have been all caught up in protecting the country and stuff but I just want to tell you what we’ve been doing on the home front, the really important news:” http://tiny.cc/1w51l
I’m certain Kathy Griffin has never even met Bristol Palin, as certain as I am that Griffin is a tasteless, useless appendage to the USO troupe. But what exactly is it about Bristol that invites such gratuitous, senseless carping which echoed Margaret Cho’s attacks a week earlier on her “friend” Bristol?
Together with Griffin, Cho defines feminine unattractiveness but the cause must be deeper than that.
The 42 year old has-been-who-never-was, Margaret Cho, the Korean American feminist and avid supporter of all things gay let loose a barrage of unsubstantiated lies against her fellow “DWTS” contestant, including the baseless allegation that Sarah Palin blamed Bristol for her loss in 2008 and that her mother forced Bristol to appear on “DWTS.”
In her column, “Pistol Whipped,” Cho demonstrated the fine, Oriental art of setting up her target by saying, “She’s warm and incredibly supportive, and I think that she looks beautiful out on the dance floor. It’s heartbreaking that people are so awful to her about her weight.” Then she goes for the jugular . . .
(Read more at http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=2961)
It’s far different than that “something” about Cameron Diaz’s Mary but it’s pretty evident that the Left has something about Bristol, Palin, that is.
The latest something oozed out of the mouth of second-rate, proud member of the “D-List” comedienne, Kathy Griffin, currently on tour in Afghanistan allegedly to entertain the troops.
She failed miserably to entertain them, shaming the memories of Bob Hope and hundreds of other real entertainers over the years who went “over there” to bring some laughs and support from those of us “over here.”
In the process, she pissed them off and they responded accordingly with resounding rounds of boos when she tried to diss Bristol Palin, oldest daughter of Sarah Palin, by saying Bristol was fat, and not just fat but “Precious” fat, ”the only contestant in the history of ["Dancing with the Stars"] who actually gained weight.”
Oddly, she did get some yuks by joking about deformities to the troops when she inanely quipped, “I know. Individual deformities. Uh, sue me, but that shit’s funny. Hear me out. My left boob is actually bigger than my right boob . . . And let me tell you something—20 minutes ago backstage, when I was giving a topless lap dance to the commanding officer—you know, I had my deformity. We were laughing about it. So that one’s on him:” http://tiny.cc/22u0i
Well, no, “that” wasn’t a joke on their C.O. as much as on Griffin, herself. The troops were laughing at her not with her.
Griffin tried to overcome the chorus of boos resulting from her fat joke on Bristol by adding, “She gained like 30 pounds a week, I swear to God. She’s like the white Precious,” which she felt was so witty she repeated, “like the white Precious.” After saying she loved their booing, Griffin sought refuge by introducing the cast of “Jersey Shore” which finally quelled the disapprobation.
That followed her hilarious put-down of our fighting men and women by saying, “And I know you guys have been all caught up in protecting the country and stuff but I just want to tell you what we’ve been doing on the home front, the really important news:” http://tiny.cc/1w51l
I’m certain Kathy Griffin has never even met Bristol Palin, as certain as I am that Griffin is a tasteless, useless appendage to the USO troupe. But what exactly is it about Bristol that invites such gratuitous, senseless carping which echoed Margaret Cho’s attacks a week earlier on her “friend” Bristol?
Together with Griffin, Cho defines feminine unattractiveness but the cause must be deeper than that.
The 42 year old has-been-who-never-was, Margaret Cho, the Korean American feminist and avid supporter of all things gay let loose a barrage of unsubstantiated lies against her fellow “DWTS” contestant, including the baseless allegation that Sarah Palin blamed Bristol for her loss in 2008 and that her mother forced Bristol to appear on “DWTS.”
In her column, “Pistol Whipped,” Cho demonstrated the fine, Oriental art of setting up her target by saying, “She’s warm and incredibly supportive, and I think that she looks beautiful out on the dance floor. It’s heartbreaking that people are so awful to her about her weight.” Then she goes for the jugular . . .
(Read more at http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=2961)
Subscribe to:
Comments (Atom)