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Queer News To Gladden the Hearts–Of Queers

Those who are on the verge of despair over Obamanomics and Obamians directing our nation toward bankruptcy and perdition should know that the president is at least tending to one prime constituency, the homosexual community. It may not afford any solace, however.

Three queer news items, queer in every sense of the word:

. Trannies of America, Rejoice! You have nothing to lose but your private parts!

Tranny wannabes should take heart! Our benevolent government not only will include “abortion services” in the health care bill but may also include funding for “gender reassignment.”

Gender reassignment, a euphemism for attaching penises to women and digging clefts in men, and abortion, semi-euphemistic for murdering pre-born babies, seem just a tad out of place in a health bill. The rationale for incorporating either in a health law eludes me.

Abortion is terminally unhealthful for the pre-born babies who are its victims and gender reassignment, converting a man into a woman, of sorts, and vice versa, is a bizarre approach to good health: http://bit.ly/18WNzc

. Gays of America, Be Confident! Stimulation is on the way!

On another front, our government is looking out for homosexuals who get into tiffs with their partners. Obama’s stimulus law, officially the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act, which isn’t stimulating very much, granted $36,884 to Alexandria, VA to train counselors on how best to counsel non-heterosexuals.

Apparently, counselors were assuming too much when they tried to intercede in gay disputes, like during a spat between 2 women or 2 men. We all know what happens when we assume.

That amount is on top of the other $41.6 million that Alexandria expects to reap from the generous folk in Washington: http://bit.ly/3GNGv.

There shall no longer be any screaming, kicking, biting, or purse throwing in Alexandria’s gay community, if Washington can help it. Virginia is one state holding true to a sense of morality and normality and does not permit gay marriage and Obama has more stimulus bucks than he knows what to do with, so why not stimulate some peace and harmony?

Disputacious heteros will just have to fend for themselves and make-do with whatever non-stimulus funding is available for their counseling.

The thinking is that gays, lesbians, bisexuals, transgenders, and other freaks are unique, on which I would fully concur, and counselors require special training to keep them from assaulting and battery-ing their partners.

Somehow, I fail to see the stimulus effect of this extra special grant. However, what do I know? I’m just a taxpayer.

. Lesbians of America, Take Art! Your passions will be sated by more culture! . . .

(Read the rest at http://genelalor.com)