Updates: Census, Queers, France, Polanski, Whoopie

Updates: Census, Queers, France, Polanski, Whoopie

The times they are a-changing. It doesn’t seem as if they’re changing for the better:

The 2010 Census: Now that ACORN has been busted and all its selfless volunteers are out in the census-cold, how is the Census Bureau ever going to conduct its constitutionally-mandated decennial head-tally?

Why, hire other criminals, of course!

If Obama gets his way and the White House ends up headquarters for census operations, the final numbers won’t mean a damn thing anyway but, still, do we really want door-to-door canvassing conducted by thieves and God-knows-what-other characters with criminal records?

The GAO says it’s very possible since “tens of thousands of workers were improperly fingerprinted by bureau employees. . . [and that] It is possible that more than 200 people with unclassifiable prints had disqualifying criminal records but still worked and had contact with the public.”

The bureau is hot on the case however and assures that it “will refine instruction manuals and provide remediation training on proper procedures” to prevent the problem from recurring: http://bit.ly/1DIhue.

We’re from the government and we’re here to count. Mind if we look around and see what valuables you own?

French Queers on the Prowl: France wrote the books on both normal and aberrational sexual practices but now a government official is being pressured to resign for lusting after young boys.

Frédéric Mitterand, nephew of the former French President President François Mitterand, minister of, what else, French Culture, defender of the perversities of child sodomist/rapist Roman Polanski, is a confessed pedophile.

It’s not new news since he admitted his sick lust four years ago in his autobiography, La Mauvaise Vie, (The Bad Life) when he owned up to paying “young boys” for sex while vacationing in Thailand.

That feature of his resume’ obviously had no impact on his appointment as culture minister although it has now raised some interest after someone read his autobiography following his defense of Polanski.

He freely, and refreshingly for a homosexual, conceded, “We could say that such a spectacle is abominable from a moral point of view, but it pleased me beyond reason. The profusion of attractive young boys who are immediately available puts me in a state of desire and I do not need to restrain or hide myself.”

Nevertheless, he he was “flabbergasted” at the contretemps, declaring, “If the National Front [France’s equivalent of American conservatives] drags me through the mud then it is an honour for me:” http://bit.ly/3akhr

Sorry, Freddie, you made the mud. Just lay in it and revel in being dragged through it and maybe you can find some “attractive young boys” somewhere in Gay Paree?

Uncle Francois and his wife and mistress would be very proud of you.

Besides, your government is making it easier for you now to save some euros and flight time to Thailand by “selling Paris as a leading destination for gay travelers:” http://bit.ly/IGfLy.

Whoopie Weighs in on Rape:

(Read the rest at http://genelalor.com)