Defining Moments

Defining Moments

We all experience defining moments, those Eureka! times in our lives when we experience personal epiphanies whether large or small which constitute new understandings of who we are and why we’re here.

Perez Hilton, age 33, “celebrity blogger superstar and author,” had his moment defined when he realized he was in a chubby phase. As he put it, “I think that was a manifestation of how not taking care of myself I was [sic] and how I didn’t have anyone around to make me make sure I was taking care of me. So now my mom makes sure I’m taking care of myself:” http://aol.it/hgQF2M

That enlightening tidbit of celeb inconsequentiality on PopEater.com didn’t delve into Perez’ other defining moments such as when he went all tweetery over being called a “faggot” and was assaulted by a Black Eyed Pea or when he went obscenely ballistic on Miss California, Carrie Prejean, over her beliefs in normal marriage and over Demi Moore’s accusations that he was a pedophile: http://bit.ly/gMxnoI

It was good to hear, though, that Perez recovered from his fat phase, thanks to his mommy.

Unrecovered, apparently, from their sexually-abstinent high school years are some students at the University of Chicago whose defined moment came when they hit upon a unique idea, providing a website for UC students to hook up, a euphemism for college kids to hop into bed together, or into an elevator or into a custodian’s closet to copulate.

Their school is dedicated to “Changing the World.” They’re dedicated to getting some.

“A group of University of Chicago students have [that should be "has" but why quibble on copulation?] created a website called UChicagoHookups.com. The site offers students a chance to spice things up on campus by helping them hook up with other students for casual sexual encounters” and features as its motto, . . .
(Read more at http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=3923)