Rooting Out Nitwits Such as Sheryl Crow, II

Rooting Out Nitwits such as Sheryl Crow II

. . . In Crow’s blog, she explained, “I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming. Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating. . . I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting.”

Seemingly aware even then of the absurdity of that well-thought-out plan, she qualified it: ”Now, I don’t want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, [muchas gracias, Ms. Crow] but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required:” http://tiny.cc/uzpzx

No mention was made as to whether a federal corps of potty police would be needed to enforce the one-square rule, and how, what the penalties would be for failure to comply, or whether the square would be one ply or two. . . .
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