Sunday, August 1, 2010

Overstepping Part Three--Prince Charles, Savior of the World

Overstepping Part Three--Prince Charles, Savior of the World

I lost all respect for England’s Prince Charles after I read that he was overheard via an illicit telephone tap telling his illicit lover Camilla Parker Bowles that he wanted to be reincarnated as her tampon.

Or maybe it was when I heard that among the duties of his faithful man servant Michael Fawcett was to squeeze toothpaste onto the prince’s toothbrush and to hold the cup while the prince gave a urine sample.

Or maybe I’m lying and I never did have any respect for Charles Phillip Arthur George, Prince of Wales and Earl of Chester, Lord of the Isles, Duke of Rothesay, Knight of the Most Ancient and Most Noble Order of the Thistle, Chief Royal Cook and Most Noble Bottlewasher.

Okay, he really doesn’t have that last title but he has been granted the others and a few dozen more.

All those undeserved, honorary titles have finally gone to his head and penetrated that miniscule royal brain lodged between those Dumbo/Obama ears and he’s so delusional now that, as the UK’s Daily Mail is reporting, “The Prince of Wales says he believes he has been placed on Earth as future King ‘for a purpose’–to save the world.”

That belief may be wrong on various counts, the first of which is that he may not be the future king of England, with or without a purpose. . .
(Read more at http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=1818)

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