Rooting Out Nitwits such as Sheryl Crow II
. . . In Crow’s blog, she explained, “I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming. Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating. . . I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting.”
Seemingly aware even then of the absurdity of that well-thought-out plan, she qualified it: ”Now, I don’t want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, [muchas gracias, Ms. Crow] but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required:” http://tiny.cc/uzpzx
No mention was made as to whether a federal corps of potty police would be needed to enforce the one-square rule, and how, what the penalties would be for failure to comply, or whether the square would be one ply or two. . . .
(Read more at http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=1851)
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Wednesday, August 18, 2010
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
Gorebal Warming
Gorebal Warming
The punsters, including moi, are out in force in the wake of the wake of Al Gore’s 40 year marriage to Tipper and the subsequent rumors of the raison d’être for the break up, his extended and inconvenient affair with environmental activist, producer of the Goreacle’s An Inconvenient Truth, and confirmed hypocrite, Laurie David.
It’s tough to determine between Al and Laurie who’s getting the ca-ca end of this split stick. I’m guessing, like Elizabeth Edwards, the Tipster is getting the better end of the deal.
John W. Lollipop on AmericanConservativeDaily.com traces Gore’s wanderlust back to that infamous, staged. PG-13 kiss at the 2000 Democrat Convention which he attributes not to passionate love for Gore’s then-30 year bride but rather to a combination of ”Faking passion just for votes and the advanced stages of male menopause and mid-life crisis:” http://tiny.cc/t9ab2
I personally thought other classic kisses were more memorable, such as these: . . .
(Read more at http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=1738)
The punsters, including moi, are out in force in the wake of the wake of Al Gore’s 40 year marriage to Tipper and the subsequent rumors of the raison d’être for the break up, his extended and inconvenient affair with environmental activist, producer of the Goreacle’s An Inconvenient Truth, and confirmed hypocrite, Laurie David.
It’s tough to determine between Al and Laurie who’s getting the ca-ca end of this split stick. I’m guessing, like Elizabeth Edwards, the Tipster is getting the better end of the deal.
John W. Lollipop on AmericanConservativeDaily.com traces Gore’s wanderlust back to that infamous, staged. PG-13 kiss at the 2000 Democrat Convention which he attributes not to passionate love for Gore’s then-30 year bride but rather to a combination of ”Faking passion just for votes and the advanced stages of male menopause and mid-life crisis:” http://tiny.cc/t9ab2
I personally thought other classic kisses were more memorable, such as these: . . .
(Read more at http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=1738)
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