Teabagging Cooper to Replace Perky Katie?

Teabagging Cooper to Replace Perky Katie?

I can understand CBS’ desire to dump pretty, perky Katie Couric as its top news anchor since Katie’s only claim to fame is hatcheting Sarah Palin during the last presidential campaign.

Well, that and having an on-air colonoscopy that made Ms. Katie’s rep. Well, that and being one of the cuter cougars on the prowl for young, male stuff.

The wonderment is why CBS is looking at, (in police jargon), CNN’s Anderson Cooper to fill Couric’s tiny shoes: http://bit.ly/9yDg9x

Is the swisher Cooper the next step in CBS’ death wish, a temporary gay stopgap in the network’s race to the Nielsen basement? If so, CBS has made an awesome pick.

Not exactly the folksy model of Everyman, the son of Gloria Vanderbilt Anderson Cooper lacks the common touch preferred by networks for their anchors. A regular on “60 Minutes,” he does have the anchor gravitas and 7 years experience on “Anderson Cooper 360.”

He also has to be the nation’s most renouned known, closeted homosexual. See “Teabagging Anderson Cooper Outed?” http://bit.ly/9olgp2

Aside from his transparently gay demeanor, Andy presents a stiff and unlikable presence on-air. The unmarried, grey-haired 42 year old tipped his grey, gay hand last summer when he let slip a comment on the Tea Party rallies and demonstrations.

In fact, Andy may have coined the absurd link between Tea Party anti-tax rallies and ”teabagging,” an esoteric term formerly known mostly to active homosexuals and referring to the gay practice . . .
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