Two Sick Political Jokes

Two Sick Political Jokes

These aren’t knee-slapping, turn-your-face-red-and-bring-tears-to-your-eyes-from- laughing kind of yuks but rather sick, these-guy-can’t be-real jokes.

First up is that Rhode Island funster who’s about as funny as his dad was when Ted Kennedy related his favorite Chappaquiddick witticisms.

The nut doesn’t fall far from the tree and Rep. Patrick Kennedy who has a knack about him for wowing the crowds came out with another good one the other day. This followed his previous entertainment just prior to the recent special election in Massachusetts.

Addressing a small rally for Martha Coakley, Dem candidate for his late daddy’s seat in the Senate, Patrick may have been under the influence, as they say and as he is wont to be, when he couldn’t get Mrs. Coakley’s given name straight.

Working without cue cards, Patrick twice called her “Marcia” before shutting up and without being chagrined in the slightest by the fact he couldn’t bother to learn the name of the Democratic candidate in the race against the Republican upstart, Scott Brown.

He still hasn’t shut up.

Still petulantly speaking about that election, he said on Thursday, ”Brown’s whole candidacy was shown to be a joke today when he was sworn in early in order to cast his first vote as an objection to Obama’s appointment to the NLRB.”

I failed to catch either the humor or the sense of his remark, unless of course he was being sarcastic in which case he was just being the boob that he is.

Scott Brown was elected almost 10 days ago, went to Washington certified credentials in hand and claimed his senate seat as soon as Harry Reid realized how callow and foolish he would look should he roadblock Brown.

He wasn’t in any way “sworn in early,” although if his first vote is cast to block left winger Craig Becker from appointment to the NLRB, then more power to him!

In a mindless leap of imagination, Patrick Kennedy elaborated: . . .

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