The Dirty Old Dude of Abbottabad and His Holy Prophet, Muhammad

The Dirty Old Dude of Abbottabad and His Holy Prophet, Muhammad

The Muslim world has rejected as more filthy propaganda from the Great Satan that their hero who now swims with the fishes was, in fact, a dirty old man.

The treasure trove of computer data removed from Osama bin Laden’s less than sumptuous pad in Abbottabad two weeks ago by our Navy SEALs after President Obama killed him included other goodies besides Al Qaeda terrorist booty. It seems the Lion Sheikh Al-Mujahid, better known as the Butcher of 9/11, had other booty on his terrorist mind and computers, namely a “fairly extensive” trove of pornography.

According to the DailyBeast.com, porn, “Called fuhsha in Arabic, . . . is considered haram, or illegal . . . because it publically exposes a person’s awrah, the Arabic word for the zones forbidden from public eye” although Georgetown University’s Christine Fair points out, “Some of the Muslim societies that are the most repressive toward women . . . also have some of the highest rates of pornography usage in the world:” http://bit.ly/mE1yjf.

Demonstrating a total lack of respect and deference to the deceased, the New York Post, with no input from either the SEALs or our intelligence community, postulated what IOwntheWorld.com disrespectfully characterized as a ”tongue in goat cheek” listing of OBL’s fave porn files. Among them are “Talibuns,” “Debbie Does Abbottabad,” ”Oral Qaeda,” and “Behind the Green Burqa.” (http://bit.ly/mC6yyR)

So reprehensible!

And so we face a creeping, creepy conundrum, If Osama, despite all his admirable attributes, was a closet porn freak or if he dabbled in fuhsha mainly to entice his youngest wife into sareer (bed) and forget he was a perv, is he guilty of haram?

In any event, Muslim fans of the mass murderer the world over were inflamed by the allegation that their guy was a dirty old man instead of being a 24/7 committed, murder mastermind. Of course, it doesn’t take much to inflame that very flammable people who can erupt into flames at the drop of a bomb.

Others, principally those who don’t know which side of the War on Terror they are on, among whom is Wired’s Spencer Abraham, suggest the CIA planted the salacious stash: http://yhoo.it/ioeXw5.

That doesn’t make a whole lot of sense considering the effect such a planting would certainly have on those fiery Muslims.

If the other curious conspiratorial suggestion–that it was all a scam designed to effect our enemy’s disenchantment with OBL by exposing how he spent his free time in his hovel–had any validity, that’s even dumber since it would take a helluva lot more than dirty pictures to dissuade Islamists from loving him or to alter their dedication to destroying the West.

I, however, am willing to give Osama the benefit of a doubt, not with regard to the fact he sucks and should be eaten by trash fish then by sharks and regurgitated or that he was evidently as much interested, or more, in naked Westerners showing and utilizing their private parts. I will afford him that benefit since he was merely following comparable tradition set by his “Holy Prophet,” Mohammad, Muhammad, or plain ol’ Mo, as I like to call him.

Mo or Muhammad ibn ‘Abdullāh was a real trip in his day almost 15 centuries ago. Founder of of Islam, messenger and prophet of his god, Allah, last law-bearer in a series of Muslims, last prophet of Islam as taught by the Qur’an, aka the Holy Koran, Mo was also a statesman, of sorts, a warrior, conqueror, orator, philosopher, reformer, and many other great things, or says Wikipedia.

That “free encyclopedia” doesn’t say much about Mo’s being a merciless, bloody murderer of his opponents and of any innocents who stood in his way.

Mo was fortunate enough to have Allah speak to him directly to reveal his truths and is probably best known to Americans as the inspiration, in conjunction with Allah, for Mohammed Atta plunging an airliner into the World Trade Center . . .
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