Mr. Bubba Meets Mr. Tingles

Mr. Bubba Meets Mr. Tingles

William Jefferson Blythe Clinton, 42nd president of the United States, has lived the American Dream. He has proven that one can rise from the depths of depravity not only to become a depraved president but then become a multi-millionaire and resurrect a tarnished presidency by making nice to the masses.

Poor Bill was disconsolate after 9/11 and bemoaned the fact he didn’t get a chance during his eight years to strut his stuff in a crisis. Like Jimmy Carter thrashed about to establish some sort of legacy. Carter settled on making an international ass of himself to make amends for four years making an ass of himself in the White House.

Clinton, too, wants to be remembered for something other than being instrumental in the causes of September 11th, 2001, staining Monica’s blue dress, lying under oath, and being impeached. He settled on the very disputable title of “president of the world.” (See below.)

Twice chosen as Time magazine’s “Man of the Year,” the second time in the same year, 1998, in which he was impeached, “Slick Willie,” as he was called in his home state of Arkansas, also had other sobriquets notably “Bubba” and “Teflon Bill.” One nickname, “the first black president,” was later revoked by Toni Morrison who had conferred that title.

Not to worry, though. MSNBC’s Chris Matthews has bestowed another honor on Bubba, “President of the World.”

Matthews earned his own nickname, “Mr. Tingles,” in recognition of his being the only political commentator in the history of the nation who ever admitted to experiencing a virtual orgasm in the presence of a president. He didn’t call it that, of course. Rather, he said in February 2008, ”I have to tell you, you know, it’s part of reporting this case, this election, the feeling most people get when they hear Barack Obama’s speech. My, I felt this thrill going up my leg. I mean, I don’t have that too often,” which is a very good thing for everyone.

MSNBC’s “Hardball” host Matthews wears his heart on his sleeve, or up his leg, when it comes to Barack Hussein Obama. In addition . . .
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