Friday, July 31, 2009

Seniors, Shoes, Panthers, and Clunkers


News Tidbits: Seniors, Shoes, Panthers, and Clunkers

Little did we know when Barack Obama promised change we could believe in that the changes he envisioned would lead to fewer senior citizens, more freedom for convicted terrorists, Black Panthers protecting voters, and vehicular Nirvana.

Government Speak: Some cynics believe governments regularly either lie to the citizenry or so shade the truth that we have no idea what the hell they’re talking about. Then the hoi polloi usually give up trying to understand what the hell they’re talking about. Mission accomplished.

With the present administration, most thinking people have arrived at the conclusion that virtually everything spouted by the Obamanians has as much relevance to actual truth as calling cops stupid.

Such is the case with “health care reform,” which is Orwellian in an of itself but now they’ve thrown in a sweetener– or sour-er, depending on your point of view.

When we age, as lucky people do, Americans tend to need more medical care, and more medical-specialist care, care for which we pay insurers for years when we’re younger and most of us rarely use. Obama’s med scheme is proposing a great leap forward to deal with the older folk.

Rather than elders cluttering up hospitals and nursing homes or falling dead on the streets, they’ll be shipped off to warehouses where the order of the day will be that verbotten word, rationing.

Oh, they won’t call them warehouses and they certainly won’t call it rationing. Such nomenclature would be far too close to the truth. They’re calling the warehouses ”medical homes” for the elderly and disabled and rationing health care will more properly be termed cancelling health care.

The medicine will be government-allotted, or denied, in these warehouses medical homes and there won’t be a doctor in sight. As for medical specialists, don’t be absurd! (http://bit.ly/46SlUL)

Nurses and physician assistants will be on hand, however, most of whom probably flunked out of nursing or P.A. schools but that doesn’t matter. Their principal duty will be tying those toe tags on bodies.

Complementing the warehouse scheme, seniors are not included on the priority list for swine flu innoculations, which will save even more money by necessitating fewer warehouses when they bite the dust next flu season.

I have a far more effective plan: When someone hits 70 or so or breaks a hip or suffers dementia, why not have a government functionary take us out in a field or a Jersey swamp and shoot us?

Hey, it worked for Tony Soprano when he needed to whack an inconvenient associate!

. Shoe Bomber’s Prison Jihad: You may recall the Brit Richard Reid, aka Abdul Raheem, who had to be the dumbest and most inept terrorist in history. He looked every bit the moron that he was He was the nut who tried to blow up himself and American Airlines flight 63 on December 22, 2001 with a detonator in his shoe.

He had trouble lighting a match.

Reid/Raheem was a failed 9/11 terrorist as well and is now serving a life sentence in the max-security federal facility in Florence, Colorado where he feels neglected.

Thanks to his American jihadist lawyers and the complicit Obama administration, and following an unfortunately-unsuccessful hunger strike, he is demanding his “rights” to hang with his jihadist buddies and practice his religion: http://bit.ly/bH7uJ.

What rights a murderous animal deserves eludes me but it does not elude sensitive Obamanians.

The Bush Justice Department advised Reid that he could stick his complaints where the sun don’t shine. The much more merciful and indulgent Obama administration in essence felt Reid’s pain and granted his request.

Now, much to their delight, shoe-bomber Reid will be able to continue jihading with other terrorist reprobates in prison. With any luck for him, they will be smarter than he is.

Is life good for Barack Hussein Obama jihadists or what? http://bit.ly/46SlUL

Black Panther Election: . . .

(Read the rest at http://genelalor.com)

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