Sunday, July 5, 2009

New Wacko Jacko Video

Wacko Jacko, the Saga Continues with a New Video

As the faithful flock to California from far and wide to join in the obsequies for the King of Pop by getting a free ticket to the Staples Center, L.A. prepares for chaos.

The raffle registration for the “Michael Jackson Memorial Service” on Tuesday has already ended. The 11,000 seats at Staples, 6,500 at the Nokia Theater, have already been awarded to the lucky lottery winners and the unfortunate millions of losers will be forced to watch the spectacular on the boob tube.

Popes and presidents are more easily and less visibly buried.

Two thousand five hundred of the freebies were allotted to Jacko’s family to be distributed at their discretion. Whether Daddy Joe Jackson will be invited is still up in the air.

Grieve not, losers. Word is you wouldn’t be able to catch a final glimpse of the King since his corpse will probably not be available for public viewing anyway: http://abcnews.go.com/US/MichaelJackson/story?id=7995129&page=1.

I anticipate a circus atmosphere at the event, if not chaos and rioting by those denied access. If the planners had thought about it, the more proper venue would have been the far more spacious Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum, home to the USC Trojans. There, however, a rainout would have produced even worse chaos.

For some reason, I’m not privy to the details of Jackson’s funeral, although I would assume film clips will be incorporated in the extravaganza.

Certain clips and videos will all but certainly not be considered for inclusion: the Bashir interview (see http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=1092), and one recently outed in the UK showing Jacko squirming and evading in a 1996 chat that delved into his “nasty” sex life: . . .

(Read the rest at http://genelalor.com)

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