Teen Sex Revisited

Teen Sex Revisited

AOL “News” often features stories about teens and likes to perk up its ratings and hits with tales of teenage activities and, when possible, reports on bizarre teen sexual behaviors.
Three teen sex stories made AOL News the same day, one distinctly bizarre, the second sickening, the third actually pretty wholesome.

Teen Sex–Bizarro World: Things are tough all around nowadays what with the worldwide recession, mortgages gone bad, and Obamaians making things worse in Washington.

One enterprising 18 year old girl came up with her own unique solution for her personal economic malaise, which is not suggested here as an alternative to getting a job at Burger King or redeeming soda and beer cans at a nickel per.

Alina Percea, a Romanian-born and very entreprenurial student in Germany, decided to sell her virginity online to the highest bidder and, no, she didn’t use Craig’s list.

A 45 year old Italian businessman laid out $13,937 or about £9000 for the privilege and for a weekend romp with Alina. She flew to Italy, they had to chat in English since she spoke no Italian and he spoke no Roumanian, and they romped in Venice. What with the language of love, or sex, not much talk was needed anyway and it turned out to be a variation on the old un-rhymed, Italian standard, “Whama, bama, gracia, signoritta.”

For more details on their rendezvous, the reader will have to refer to the article in the London Daily Mail, http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1185928/Teen-auctioned-virginity-8-000-LOSE-half–prostitutes-Germany-taxed-50-earnings.html.

The biggest bummer for Alina is that the German taxman cometh. Even though the assignation took place in Italy, the deal was sealed in Germany and with an economy in worse shape than ours, the Germans want their cut.

The German government considers Alina’s profitable romp to be tantamount to prostitution, which is fine and dandy there. But after all is said and done, a VAT surcharge could be tacked onto her tax bill and, in the words of the Daily Mail, “the sale of her virginity could land her with just over £3,000 in the end.”

Teen Sex–Lost Boys: There’s nothing about Warren Jeffs that a few years in his Utah State Prison cell with Vito No-Neck wouldn’t cure. Maybe.

Jeffs is serving 10 years to life in Utah for rape and if he ever is released Arizona gets its crack at him for rape, sexual conduct with minors and incest charges.

He maintained and literally grew his own private harem of underaged girls who were then married off to his resident adult buddies/child molestors/polygamists. As grand poobah of the sacrilegiously-titled Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, or the FLDS, he ruled as the official FLDS “Prophet, Seer, and Revelator” and unofficial Pedophile-in-Charge.

For the curious, SmokingGun.com features his grotesque story and pictures here: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0527081flds1.html. The pics aren’t X-or even R-rated, unless you object to photos of a 53 year old perv embracing and playing tonsil hockey with girls who are young enough to be his granddaughters.

The only thing going for Jeffs and his cohorts is that they don’t crave boys, as shown in this video of a young man, Jeffs’ nephew who he raped at age five. Along with other males, he was banished from Jeffs’ house of horrors when they approached puberty: . . .

(Read the rest at http://genelalor.com)