Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Foxy Knoxy, Political Football or Slutty She-Devil, Part I

Foxy Knoxy, Political Football or Slutty She-Devil? Part I

Lizzie Borden took an axe/ And gave her mother forty whacks./
And when she saw what she had done/ She gave her father forty-one.

To be more precise, that well-known bloody ditty should really read:

Lizzie Borden allegedly took an axe/ And allegedly gave her mother forty whacks/ And when she committed that dastardly crime/ She allegedly gave her father forty-one.

The latter, of course, suffers from awful metrics as well as a lack of rhyme but the point is that young Liz was never convicted of that double murder, a matricide and a patricide.

An equally-metrically-flawed, semi-rhymed bloody ditty about Amanda Knox might read:

Foxy Knoxy took a knife/ To end a bud’s too young life/ And when she was caught/ She was given life.

Without pleading her total innocence and without trying to make light of the brutal death of 21 year old British exchange student, Meredith Kercher at the hands of Amanda Knox and others, Knox’s conviction last Friday was a clear travesty of justice.

Since I don’t know Amanda, I won’t vouch for her innocence in this awful crime but, based on some limited research into her trial, it’s as evident as that cold sore on her lip seen in many older court photos, Ms. Knox was shafted in Perugia, and that’s not a reference to any actions by her former boyfriend, Raffaeli Sollecito.

Whether due to a known corrupt prosecuter, to a jury that convicted her even before the trial began, to misleading and tainted evidence, or simply due to that Italian jury’s conviction that wiseass Americans should get their comeuppance for being spoiled, little brats who use little, innocent Italian towns as venues for “Girls Gone Wild” episodes, Amanda got a raw deal: http://bit.ly/Kweee

Knox was sentenced to 26 years . . .

(Read the rest at http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=1362)

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