Thursday, December 31, 2009

Rush Limbaugh's Leftist Critics

Rush Limbaugh’s Lefty Critics

Early this morning, Wikipedia posted a premature and presumptuous obituary:

“Rush Hudson Limbaugh III (pronounced /ˈlɪmbɔː/;born January 12, 1951, died died December 30, 2009) is an American radio host and conservative political commentator. He is the host of The Rush Limbaugh Show, the highest-rated talk-radio program in the United States. It airs throughout the U.S. on Premiere Radio.”

That product of wishful thinking on the part of the editors of the free online encyclopedia, which has a distinct liberal slant in its approach to information, was not atypical of leftist sentiment.

At this point in accord with privacy laws, little is known about Limbaugh’s condition aside from his being rushed to a Honolulu hospital with chest pains and assurances on his website that he’s resting comfortably and is appreciative of the prayers of his millions of fans.

Most people, even some of his detractors, are wishing him well.

Most people.

Those akin to black comedienne Wanda Sykes who tickled Barack Obama’s fancy with her riotously sick “joke” back in May haven’t been quite as gracious. . . .

(Read more at http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=1399)

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Obama's Insecure Last War Doctrine Part II

Obama’s Insecure Last War Doctrine Part II

One of the great yogi-isms and far more perspicacious than “You can observe a lot by watching,” is Yogi’s classic, “It ain’t over ’til it’s over.” That should be obvious in baseball as well as in war.

Our supremely-confident president felt that America’s War on Terror was over with his ascendancy to his office, that is, if that war ever existed. Perhaps influenced by his Muslim roots, Obama doesn’t believe in any such thing as worldwide Islamic terrorism so how can we have a war against it?

This allegedly brilliant man could learn a great deal from the wisdom of the very uneducated Yogi Berra who might have appended another word for Obama to his quotation: ”It’s not over til it’s over, Dolt!”

And, don’t try to feed me the lie that “Obama just sent 30,000 more troops to Afghanistan so that proves he’s serious about battling terrorism!” Those troops, whose numbers suddenly grew to 40,000 according to some Democrat Party hack on Fox News Wednesday, are a charade.

At best, they will save some American lives but with Obama’s 2011 deadline for a political miracle in that sorry nation, the Taliban and al Qaeda are gleefully waiting until Obama’s troops come marching home so they can pick up where they left off in 2001.

These terrorists, as well as being a blood-thirsty lot, are a smart and patient lot.

Meanwhile, Commander-in-Chief Obama is failing to fight the most proximate last war, George W. Bush’s War on Terrorism launched on October 7th 2001 and amazingly concluded by Barack Hussein Obama in short order on January 20th, 2009.

Precisely what war, if any, . . .

(Read more at http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=1397)

Obama's Insecure Last War Doctrine, Part I

Obama’s Insecure Last War Doctrine Part I

All the hullabaloo over the Obama administration’s original laissez faire attitude toward the Christmas Day near-catastrophic event in the Detroit skies is bewildering to my simple mind.

First, DHS Secretary Janet “What Threat?” Napolitano says it’s all good, that the “system worked,” after it didn’t work, then says the system sucks, then says it was an isolated incident.

Three days later our vacationing president chimes in with a call for action to forestall any repetition of such isolated incidents.

Isolated? My foot! Is anyone in charge here?

The pols on both sides of the aisle are shocked, shocked, I tell you, at the ineptitude and complacency of our . . .

(Read more at http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=1396)

Monday, December 28, 2009

Raucus Mad Max Baucus


Raucus Mad Max Baucus


“Don’ you nasty Repubs mesh with me! Okay!! I know all about you guys, okay? Yer a bunch of hipleracrits, okay! Ya can’t stood up an’ fight! (Ya bitch ’bout mah doin’ my Melodee an’ yer doin’ the same to whodaf*ck knows.) An’ don’ forget we’ve reached out our hans fer biparsinsheep an’ wha’ do you do? Ya jus’ beatch an’ moan jes becuz you were presserd, err presserd, ah tell ya! This senate worked mightilly to pass healt care reform. We workdeded wit dem. . . Thas not wha happened. . . Thas totally untruful . . . no ternatives.”

Except for the parenthetical remark which relates to Mad Max’ dalliance with Melodee Hanes (http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=1372), the above is a paraphrase of the words of the esteemed and obviously-inebriated, or tripping, senator from Montana, Max Baucus, . .

(Read more at http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=1390)

More Christmas Stories


Other Christmas Stories

There’s still hope out there, folks, for those of you who have verged on despair over the secularism, materialism, and the “I want-ism” of your kids over the last few weeks but that hope won’t be found in many Blue States.

Hope can be uncovered in some Blue States but only after tireless and diligent excavating and even then only in moderation.

KFYR-AM, “the voice of the Northern Plains,” is one source of Christmas-greedism-overload relief.

That radio station featured this Christmas video of a boy searching for the real meaning of Christmas and he didn’t find it with Santa or the latest i-Pod innovation or a new Wii game or by sexting an elf-ette.

The free video is 2 minutes in length and readers can purchase the rest but it’s really not necessary. You might want to have your kids write the ending as an exercise of their Chrisxmas spirit or what that spirit should be: http://www.bceshow.com/

Further west, in the belly of the beast, a Redding, California substitute teacher was far more bodacious in her objections to “working in [public] schools where students aren’t allowed to sing Christmas songs that are religious in nature.”

Aptly named and christened Merry Hyatt is proposing “a ballot initiative that would require all public schools in California to give children the opportunity to sing or listen to Christmas carols:” http://bit.ly/58pPQS

The first order of business here should be to give Merry a sanity hearing, not for her proposal but for her clear intent of committing teaching-substitute suicide by advocating a return to the age-old Christian tradition of America’s private–and public–schools celebrations of the holy holiday of Christmas in song.

The second order of business will be left to the ACLU and like anti-American organizations who will fight to your death to defend our Constitution’s alleged prohibition against an intermixing of church and state, what they claim is a strict prohibition against anything smacking of religion and especially of christianity.

I defy any of that ilk to find any language in our Constitution to that effect.

Nevertheless, the fight goes on and will go on in perpetuity until America returns to its Christian roots, those same roots that made us what we are, or were up until January 20 . . .

(Read more at http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=1388)

Sunday, December 27, 2009

No Soup Addenda

No Soup Addenda

No soup, sex, cool, carols, class, SEALs, or goyim for you!

. No soup or sex for you: “Just when every tactic in the book had been seemingly exhausted in the health care debate, Rock the Vote comes along with a new one: If you want health care reform, don’t sleep with anyone who opposes health care reform until his or her mind is changed:” http://bit.ly/7EPBv9

Or if he dumps you?

. No soup and no cool for you: “Eco-messages from some of the world’s top celebrity tyrants. . . the UNFCCC ‘high-level’ speaking lineup included officials of Sudan, Equatorial Guinea, Cuba, Laos, Myanmar, Saudi Arabia, Belarus and the man himself, fixture of any major UN shindig, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad of Iran:” http://bit.ly/4Xhk1x

Nice, fair UN Eco-lineup. . .

(Read more @ http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=1389)

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Applying Lipstick to Very Ugly Pigs

Applying Lipstick to Very Ugly Pigs

Sarah Palin’s great remark at the Republican National Convention that the only difference between a pitbull and a hockey mom was lipstick was funnier than then-candidate Barack Obama’s subsequent rejoinder that, “You can put lipstick on a pig. It’s still a pig.”

Whether Obama’s comment was a bitch slap at Palin has been debated ever since. If it was, he obviously hadn’t seen the then-governor of Alaska upclose.

Regardless, most pigs are generally funnier–and uglier and smellier–than most dogs even if Democrats try to gussy them up with various shades of lipstick.

One such effort was the try by Obama’s vaunted Senior Advisor and officially Assistant to the President for Public Engagement and Intergovernmental Affairs, Valerie Jarrett, to diss the prevailing wisdom articulated by Republican Senator Lindsey Graham that “seedy Chicago politics” pushed through the Senate’s version of Obamacare: http://bit.ly/62MbBn

You may recall Ms. Jarrett.

Former deputy to Chicago’s Mayor Daley, corruption-insider, and long-time Obama-worshipper, Val took offense at the term “seedy Chicago politics.”

That’s like . . .

(Read more at http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=1385)