UPDATE on Airport "Fondling, Groping, and Squeezing"

UPDATE on Airport "Fondling, Groping, and Squeezing"

Apparently, my recent article, “Paid Government Perversions, Compliments of Your TSA,” (November 5, 2010, http://tiny.cc/0m6iq), which detailed (alleged!) outrageous Transportation Security Agency violations of personal space and bodies at American airports, was totally erroneous.

Apparently, also, the statements of “Michelle” (last name omitted to preserve what’s left of her dignity) were a bundle of lies.

When she attested on the Alex Jones radio show that a male officer “cupped” her breasts, ran his open palms up and down her legs and her “private area” at the Denver airport and that the TSA insisted on “patting down” her 2 daughters, age 20 months and 8 years, she fabricated the whole thing!

I profoundly and profusely apologize for posting such slanders against the fine men and women of the TSA. I now know they were lies and slanders because the TSA says such indignities, which amount to sexual assaults and pedophilia, never happened, aren’t happening, and could never happen under its watch.

Furthermore, according to the TSA, any fears of radiation from airport naked body scanners are totally unfounded, so I therefore also apologize for posting any misleading information on that issue.

The TSA’s own “Blogger Bob” was asked, “Why are you [not] posting about TSA’s ongoing sexual assault on travelers who don’t wish to be irradiated by untested machines run by poorly trained screening clerks?” Blogger Bob responded, “There is no fondling, squeezing, groping, or any sort of sexual assault taking place at airports. You have a professional workforce carrying out procedures they were trained to perform to keep aviation security safe:” http://tiny.cc/c3wgr

That link also provides a vivid demonstration of TSA’s non-fondling, non-squeezing, non-groping pat-down procedures.

Government and government flunkies never lie so there, that’s settled.

Except that it’s anything but settled. . .
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Tweedledee and Tweedledum Share Your Wealth

Tweedledee and Tweedledum Share Your Wealth

Aside from the facts that Dr. Donald Berwick plans to pull the plug on grannie and John P. Holdren plans to dispose of useless babies, they’re both in sync on another issue near and dear to the heart of our president, namely sharing your wealth with those who haven’t any wealth, or haven’t enough wealth, or haven’t your wealth.

Berwick is the most recent Obamaczar appointed, the Obamacare czar, a stealth, recess appointment to avoid the awkwardness of Berwick’s having to testify as to his bizarre beliefs; Holdren is Obama’s science czar, his resident Mengele, whose bizarre convictions include babies being disposable until they’re full-fledged human beings.

Both concur on wealth-sharing. Ours, not theirs.

Obama first let that little gem of wealth sharing slip when he was teleprompter-less one day on the campaign trail and “Joe the Plumber” complained about taxes. He told “Joe” the plan is “to spread the wealth around.” He must have been tired after visiting all 57 states.

In any event, he now has at least two like-thinking czars on that issue. . .
(Read more at http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=1779)

Who Said That?

Who Said That?

A 3 question quickie, multiple guess quiz to evaluate the reader’s grasp of current events:

1. “The second way government assistance programs contribute to long-term unemployment is by providing an incentive, and the means, not to work. Each unemployed person has a ‘reservation wage’—the minimum wage he or she insists on getting before accepting a job. Unemployment insurance and other social assistance programs increase [the] reservation wage, causing an unemployed person to remain unemployed longer:” (http://bit.ly/axiHCb)

Who said that? a) Karl Marx b) Bill Clinton c) Rush Limbaugh d) Larry Summers

The answer is . . . Larry Summers, the Obama White House economic advisor. Summers thereby punched gaping holes in the US Senate plan to extend unemployment benefits to 99 weeks. . .
(Read more at http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=1635)