Relapse Summer 2010

Relapse Summer 2010

As thousands of mortgagors, many of whom wouldn’t qualify for mortgages in the real world, line up to be bailed out by the feds, as the nation’s recession birth rate falls to 2.7%, the lowest in a century, as Joint Chief of Staffs Chairman Mike Mullen warns that the national debt is endangering national security, President Nero Obama fiddles away, chows down on shrimp and lobster, golfs, parties with the other rich and famous on Martha’s Vineyard, and generally enjoys the hell out of his sixth vacation this year.

Is anyone minding the ranch? It certainly isn’t our vice president who revels in his own non-existent, Nirvana.

It can’t yet be termed a double dipper, it certainly isn’t the Big Dipper, but VP Joe Biden’s sanguine reference some weeks ago to the summer of 2010 as “recovery summer” is turning out to be one of the dumbest and most presumptuous remarks our dumb and presumptuous vice president has made to date.

Even if Biden’s July mantra was only part of the administration’s campaign to convince the American people not to believe their lying eyes and those lying economic numbers and it wasn’t one his very original observations such as, “This is a f***ing big deal!” the term “Recovery Summer” has been hung around the VP’s neck like a dead economic albatross.

And, not only is Recovery Summer 2010 collapsing into Relapse Summer 2010 but the administration doesn’t seem to much care or notice any more than they notice former rabid supporters turning on them as if they had a terminal dose of the plague.

When the CBO announces that Obama’s stimulus “may” have added 3.1 million jobs and lowered the unemployment rate by up to 1.7% in the second quarter and is unable to substantiate either of those bizarre claims and no one is able to locate any of those phantom jobs and the Commerce Department reports a paltry 1.7% GDP increase in that same quarter, people begin to wonder as should the Obamians.

When staunch Obamian from day one, David Letterman, begins cracking jokes about the sorry state of America’s financial affairs and refers to his former hero as a one-term president, which Letterman has been doing of late, Obamians might want to consider sitting up and taking notice even if, by force of habit, Dave and his writers still reserve their most scathing rips for George W. Bush.

However, when the media mogul, gazillionaire, highly-influential Mortimer B. Zuckerman . . .
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Connecting the Terror Dots

Connecting the Terror Dots

Dave Letterman has been getting a lot of mileage, and a lot of laughs, out of the Gulf oil disaster that killed 11 Americans and which is an environmental catastrophe. On Monday, he began milking the Times Square failed terrorist attack for all the yuks it was worth. On Tuesday, he linked the two, asking the rhetorical and inane question, Which is worse?

For Mr. Letterman’s edification, what happened to British Petroleum’s offshore oil rig was, apparently, a deadly accident. What happened Saturday in the crowded “Crossroads of the World” was just one more in a series of planned but fortunately foiled terror attacks on our homeland.

Neither should be a source of amusement even for Letterman.

What is also not amusing is the recent escalation of successful and unsuccessful Islamic terrorist attacks–there, I’ve said it, Mr. Obama!–on American soil, an escalation which should give pause to those who refuse to admit we’re in an undeclared war on terrorism, or that the United States is in imminent danger. . .
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Leno vs. Letterman, When Celebs Attack

Leno vs. Letterman, When Celebs Attack

David Letterman has been sitting atop the late night Nielsen ratings since Jay Leno went prime time and Conan O’Brien took over the Tonight Show, a rare and heady experience for Dirty Dave which should end soon after Leno gets re-entrenched at 11:30.

It’s all good though. Conan is crying all the way to the bank with his wallet stuffed with $45 million NBC had to pay him and Dave is scared out of his worldwide pants that he will again become second fiddle to Leno’s Tonight show, a slot he’s been salivating for since Johnny Carson left the scene.

To demonstrate once again his lack of class and professionalism, Letterman has been relentlessly ripping Leno ever since news of the NBC shakeup became public, mimicking Leno’s voice, mocking his failed 10 pm “variety show,” blaming him for the fiasco, suggesting he stole his material.

Leno finally retaliated with an allusion to Letterman’s confessed infidelities: “You know the best way to get Letterman to ignore you? Marry him. He will not bother you. He won’t look you in the eye:” http://bit.ly/8qr6H0

If Leno thinks that will bother Letterman he has another think coming.

Dave shacked up with his long time live-in, . . .

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Glenn Beck, Leftist Prey

Glenn Beck, Leftist Prey

Dave Letterman likes to spread out his venom.

His tiresome, vengeful attacks on Sarah Palin, his defense against her reaction to his calling her and her daughter virtual sluts and a reflection of his cockiness after skating through his own sex scandals, were getting old and his writers were getting stale in their digs.

They were rescued by the publication of her best seller, Going Rogue, which at once became an ancillary target with Letterman’s brief nightly skit, “Things Better than Reading Sarah Palin’s Book.”

Those film attacks show cars crashing into trees, having one’s head explode in a microvave, and other inane, tasteless disasters as preferable to reading Palin’s book.

They’re getting old as well so last night’s “Top 10″ list on Obama’s interview on FNC branched out by attacking another conservative subject: Coming in at Number One was, “Agreeing that Glenn Beck is a dump.”

Not much better can be expected from crass, dirty Dave and his foul abuse of Beck was not unanticipated given the obsession liberals have with destroying him.

Still, it reinforces an interesting phenomenon, namely that when conservatives becomes too threatening, Leftists like Letterman and others go into spasms in their efforts to bring them down into their own muck and mire.

Mrs. Palin, with her incredible popularity and crowd appeal still tops the Leftist Attack Charts. However, Glenn Beck has gotten way up in their craws, too.

Polls showing Beck’s topping Larry King, Anderson Cooper, Keith Olberman, and Chris Matthews’ combined scores just may be playing a factor in the Left’s angst and venom.

Dirty Dave’s lies and insinuations about Palin–he dare not abuse her daughters again– . . .

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Lies, Lying Lies, and Letterman

Who to believe?

Dirty Dave Letterman, the teflon-coated comedian/late night talk show host is being beseiged once again.

Not that any of it mattered to CBS or its president Les Moonves.

However, since he wed long-time live in, Regina Lasko, mother of his now 6 year old Harry, in March, poor Dave has repeatedly been run through a mill of his own making and always comes out well, smelling like Dave.

CBS’ meal ticket can apparently do no harm.

His reference to Sarah Palin as a slut and to her daughter, Bristol, as not much better didn’t even stir the ire of the NOLW, the National Organization of Leftist Women and other defenders of the fair sex because he is philosophically one of them.

Rather than offer a true apology for those nasty slurs, he gave a feigned contrite pro forma on-air speech and to demonstrate his heart-felt sincerity compensated by relentless ridicule of Palin and, lately, of her best-selling book, Going Rogue.

For those who’ve forgotten that contretemps, including either Bristol’s or 14 year old sister, Willow’s bumping the uglies with A-Rod out in right field of Yankee Stadium, do see http://bit.ly/3jvH2h.

Then came yet another tear-jerker, his disclosure in September, also in front of his adoring, applauding audience, that he had been the object of an extortion plot by Joe-Bob Halderman, a CBS producer.

Not wanting to cough up a two million dollar ransom for his reputation, Letterman instead called in the cops and Halderman was arrested.

And the crowd applauded more.

That mess related to Dave’s promoting his former, young and perky intern, Stephanie Birkitt, . . .
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Dirty Dave's Bunker Mates

Dirty Dave’s Bunker Mates

In Japan, a guy in David Letterman’s sticky situation would already have offed himself via a traditional harikari.

I mean, hey, the man was forced under duress to go public with the sordid tale of his smarmy sex life with a still-undisclosed number of female staffers over a still-undisclosed time span and new revelations of his affairs are popping up almost daily.

Now it’s been revealed that the randy roué maintained a secret sex den at the Ed Sullivan Theater to which he would repair with any number of female employees, giving a whole new meaning to bonus time on “The Tonight Show.”

One would think America’s feminists, who are rarely reticent about shredding an male employer caught taking advantage of female underlings, would be calling for Dirty Dave’s thinning scalp by now but one would then be wrong.

Allowances must be made when the evil-doer is of the liberal persuasion!

In fact, nary a disparaging word was heard from the usually-loquacious former NOW chieftess and current majordomo of the Feminist Majority Foundation Eleanor Smeal when interviewed by CNS News.

The newly-tolerant, mealy-mouthed Smeal managed to say, “I’m not for sexual harassment, [which is good to know] but obviously a person’s innocent before proven guilty [dependent on the person’s politics?] We don’t know all the facts yet. . . Obviously, positions of power should not be used to harass:” http://bit.ly/12GEOw.

It’s beyond me what additional “facts” Smeal needs since Letterman has admitted to various sexual liaisons with various members of the opposite sex who happened to be in his employ. Doesn’t that admission constitute prima facie evidence that he sinned in the eyes of a feminist?

I guess not.

Meanwhile, another former Letterman intern has come clean over her relationship with Dirty Dave.

Miss Holly Hester, who spent her share of time in Dave’s secret trysting suite, aptly called “the bunker,” . . .

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Will Letterman's Worldwide Pants Stay Down Around His Ankles?

Dirty Dave Letterman, he of the quick quip to ridicule Sarah Palin in revenge for being exposed as a latent pedophile, has also been exposed as a lecher: http://bit.ly/IuqIA.

Poor Dirty Dave.

It was bad enough that Mrs. Palin outed him but now that his extortionist, CBS producer Robert “Joe” Halderman, has been identified as his blackmailer, the smear on CBS must be lengthening, no?

Well, no.

Halderman had threatened to reveal that the newly-married Dave, who has a 5 year old son by his long-time mistress, Regina, was wont to, let’s say, do various female staff members and had a boxful of evidence to prove it.

In his on-air fess-up, Dirty Dave gave few details of the extortion plot except to say flatly that he has been screwing various staff members, which titillated his audience, and that the extortionist wanted two million of Dave’s bucks.

Subsequently, CBS announced that not some but all of its hero’s assignations occurred prior to his taking wedding vows. And Les Moonves surely wouldn’t lie about such things.

It has also been revealed that one of his bedmates was none other than Dirty Dave’s former perky intern, Stephanie Birkett: http://bit.ly/OdOUh.

Braggadochio? A ton. Contrition? None.

In years past, Letterman had often used Birkett, who is almost young enough to be his granddaughter, during various on-location sketches until he discovered a more gratifying use for Stephanie as his on-premises mistress.

You have to realize that nowadays libs like Dirty Dave can get away with virtually anything, from lecherously impugning Palin’s daughters to utilizing his position as boss of his production company, Worldwide Pants, to bed subordinates. . .
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Dirty Dave Sucks Up to Blathering Barack

Dirty Dave Sucks Up to Phony ObamaPublished in September 23rd, 2009 | EditPosted by Berlet98 in AMERICAN CULTURE TODAY, MEDIA, OBAMA, POLITICS, obamacareDave Letterman, best known of late for his lascivious comments about Sarah Palin and her underage daughters, hosted President Obama Monday night.

He provided a fawning, unfettered forum, devoid of substantive challenges with an audience selectively stuffed to the brim with Obama worshippers for the president to ramble on with his usual, misleading tripe about Obamacare and his deep concern for the billions of poor, (at last count), uninsured amongst us.

As an interview, it failed miserably. Dirty Dave, who still constantly lashes out at Sarah Palin for exposing his latent pedophilia, played a pale Ed McMahon to Obama’s Johnny Carson, with Dave skillfully setting up Obama up for his lines as if it was all unrehearsed.

At a loss for what to say without appearing to criticize Obama, Letterman’s patented “Top Ten List of Reasons Why President Obama Agreed to Appear on the Show” included just one overt, political jibe: “2. Said yes, without thinking, like Bush did with Iraq.”

Poor Dave is suffering with George Bush out of office and no opportune moments to present more slanted “Great Moments in Presidential History” so he and his writers are reduced to outdated potshots.

He could always ridicule any of Obama’s multiple and regular screw-ups, such as his claim to have campaigned in all 57 states or his most recent flub of confusing his daughter, Malia, with his African step-sister, Maya, but let’s get real.

Satire must be P.C. selective. Bush was fair game, Obama is sacrosanct.

I thought I would offer my own “Top Ten Reasons Why President Obama Agreed to Appear on the Show:”

10. He knew Dave would throw only softball questions probably approved in advance.

9. He knew Letterman idolizes him and has never tossed snide remarks in his direction.

8. He knew he wouldn’t be asked any questions that required thought, such as George Stephanopoulis’ Sunday query on what constitutes a tax.

7. He knew Dave was well-insured and wasn’t likely to hit him up for a loan to pay medical bills.
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Dirty Dave and Liberal Hypocrisy

Dirty Dave and the Kingdom of Liberal Hypocrisy

DISCLAIMER: Okay, I admit I personally didn’t hear this on Fox News Monday morning but this report comes directly from an authoritative source, the bride. So I think it must be pretty accurate, even if I couldn’t verify it on politically correct Google.

Bob Beckel, he of the snide comment and overflowing paunch, said that had Dave Letterman made comments about a Democratic woman comparable to what he said a few weeks ago about Sarah Palin and her family, he’d be off the air by now.

Somehow, there has been no righteous indignation over that misogynistic funny from Letterman.

Well, Duh! Any conscious or semi-conscious American should know by now that the New York Times prints all the news that fits and the rest of the liberal, lapdog mainstream media follow suit.

It’s baffling that the lib press and the TV networks can’t figure out why Americans have had it up to their earlobes with twisted, biased and censored ”reporting” and have tuned them out.

That’s not really news to conservatives and Republicans but it’s always good to know that the sweet breath of truth occasionally emanates from the mouths of Democratic hacks. Apparently, Beckel immediately realized he had committed a Dem mortal sin by voicing truth and he vainly tried to temper his remarks.

To review: Much has been made of slimy Dave’s risque “joke” about the Palins’ daughter, 14 year old Willow being “knocked up” out in right field during a game at Yankee Stadium. Ol’ Dave tried to defend his pedophiliac remark by saying, after it all hit the fan, that he meant 18 year old Bristol Palin and not Willow.

His reflective thinking was that maligning an 18 year old girl by suggesting she was screwing A-Rod out in right field was fine but that he would never, never I tell you, toss salacious barbs at Willow, despite the fact it was Willow, not Bristol, who had accompanied her mother to the Yankee game on the day in question.

Bristol, well, she’s another matter. She was fair game since she had conceived a child out of wedlock–and gave birth to Brig, rather than aborting him in the liberal fashion. A major plus, indeed the overriding factor for her to be attacked by Dave, she was the child of a Republican conservative.

Such hilarity could never, would never, be directed at Chelsea . . .

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Sarah Palin, the Dirty Old Man, and Ugly Feminists

I’ll confess. I think Sarah Louise Heath Palin, who happens to be the first female governor of the great state of Alaska, is the foxiest politician I’ve seen in my lifetime. My wife of 41 years doesn’t even blink anymore when I mention that fact.

Would I vote for her as president of the United States because she’s attractive? Not bloody likely, even if she were a replication of Britney Spears or Carrie Prejean. If she resembled Judge Sonia Sotomayor, it would be even more bloody unlikely.

Palin’s looks are not the issue, or shouldn’t be. What is an issue in 2009–and which will be an issue in 2012– is not the reincarnation of J.D. Salinger’s dirty old man, in the person of dirty old Dave Letterman, or Palin’s looks but whether Dyke-World can overcome its revulsion over attractive women who aren’t lesbians.

It will be a challenge; most who flock to Dyke World more closely resemble Betty Friedan than Mrs. Palin. Brains and success, and Palin has both in spades, appeal to the lez set, but attractiveness seems to be a contraindicator for acceptance for most feminazis.

Make no mistake, the libs, the gays, the lesbians, and the Democrats, which is a redundancy, are terrified of Governor Sarah Palin and Letterman is nothing but a water carrier for that whole crew. Letterman’s crudities are almost irrelevant. What is worth emphasis is the atmosphere in which Dirty Dave and his writers feel free to dump on Palin.

It’s the same prevailing atmosphere which allows attacks on a beauty queen for being honest about gay marriage, which mandates the persecution of a radio shock jock for letting slip a dumb racial slur, and which hounded a sports commentator twenty or so years ago who was fired by CBS for praising Black athletes’ slave-derived athleticism.

To liberals today there are various levels of discriminatory language, acceptable, marginal, and totally objectionable, and they determine the parameters of each category. The Left, for example, has twisted words and language to such an extent that the term “reproductive rights” now has no relation to reproduction but rather to aborting life.

Letterman’s inane “jokes,” referring to the governor of Alaska as a slut and to her daughter being knocked-up way out in right field at Yankee Stadium are in a class with Wanda Sykes’ “humorous” wish that Rush Limbaugh die of kidney failure. That brand of ”humor” so tickled Obama’s funny bone that he all but peed his pants when he heard it. The rest of the lib establishment either condoned or ignored it.

Incredibly, Letterman’s entire defense of his knocked-up crack was that he was referring to Bristol Palin who, since she was 18 and, to feminist dismay, had chosen to bear her child out of wedlock instead of aborting the baby. She thereby violated the First Commandment of liberal theology, Thou shalt abort inconvenient babies. Their Second Commandment is, Thou shalt abort any baby if you don’t want it, inconvenient or no.

Never would Dirty Dave refer to 14 year old Willow Palin in such a way. Not Dave! That would be statutory rape! It was just hunky dorey, however, to make light of Bristol being raped by Alex Rodriquez. I assume, Dirty Dave considered her a fallen woman already and so, who knows, maybe it was consensual.

It was Willow Palin and not Bristol Palin who accompanied her mother and Rudy Giuliani to the Yankee game but, hey, ya seen one Palin girl, ya seen ‘em all. They all look alike, right, Mr. Letterman?

As for his “slutty flight attendant” witticism about Governor Palin, he did sort of apologize for that and will probably not joke about Michelle Obama or Hillary Clinton being sluts, unless one of their daughters gets knocked-up out in left field in the Stadium.

No doubt Dirty Dave, who didn’t marry his son Harry’s mother until the boy was five, . . .
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