Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Dirty Dave and Liberal Hypocrisy

Dirty Dave and the Kingdom of Liberal Hypocrisy

DISCLAIMER: Okay, I admit I personally didn’t hear this on Fox News Monday morning but this report comes directly from an authoritative source, the bride. So I think it must be pretty accurate, even if I couldn’t verify it on politically correct Google.

Bob Beckel, he of the snide comment and overflowing paunch, said that had Dave Letterman made comments about a Democratic woman comparable to what he said a few weeks ago about Sarah Palin and her family, he’d be off the air by now.

Somehow, there has been no righteous indignation over that misogynistic funny from Letterman.

Well, Duh! Any conscious or semi-conscious American should know by now that the New York Times prints all the news that fits and the rest of the liberal, lapdog mainstream media follow suit.

It’s baffling that the lib press and the TV networks can’t figure out why Americans have had it up to their earlobes with twisted, biased and censored ”reporting” and have tuned them out.

That’s not really news to conservatives and Republicans but it’s always good to know that the sweet breath of truth occasionally emanates from the mouths of Democratic hacks. Apparently, Beckel immediately realized he had committed a Dem mortal sin by voicing truth and he vainly tried to temper his remarks.

To review: Much has been made of slimy Dave’s risque “joke” about the Palins’ daughter, 14 year old Willow being “knocked up” out in right field during a game at Yankee Stadium. Ol’ Dave tried to defend his pedophiliac remark by saying, after it all hit the fan, that he meant 18 year old Bristol Palin and not Willow.

His reflective thinking was that maligning an 18 year old girl by suggesting she was screwing A-Rod out in right field was fine but that he would never, never I tell you, toss salacious barbs at Willow, despite the fact it was Willow, not Bristol, who had accompanied her mother to the Yankee game on the day in question.

Bristol, well, she’s another matter. She was fair game since she had conceived a child out of wedlock–and gave birth to Brig, rather than aborting him in the liberal fashion. A major plus, indeed the overriding factor for her to be attacked by Dave, she was the child of a Republican conservative.

Such hilarity could never, would never, be directed at Chelsea . . .

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Monday, July 6, 2009

Taxes, Taxes, Lots and Lots of Taxes

Taxes, Taxes, Lots and Lots of Taxes

It’s bad enough VP Joe Biden suffers from foot-in-mouth disease. Now it turns out he also is reading-challenged.

The clown prince of the Obama administration almost daily reminds the electorate of how much better prepared and how much more articulate Sarah Palin would have been in the vice-presidency.

Still, he’s doing his assigned job for Obama by setting the stage for what most of us who voted McCain/Palin were anticipating from the get-go, namely an enormous increase in taxes and the breaking of yet another Obama vow not to increase taxes on anyone earning less than $250,000.

This president brags about how much he has accomplished in less than half a year but says little about his broken promises to the American people in that time.

Remember no jobs for lobbyists? Promise broken. Recall no earmarks? Promise broken. How about giving the citizenry a week to read legislation? Promise broken. Then there were ending politics as usual, bi-partisanship, transparency? All promises broken with nary a word of apology from the Obamassiah.

Biden was setting us up for the most humungous tax increase in the history of the republic when he babbled that Washington’s new geniuses “misread the economy.” Don’t blame us, dammit, everyone else did too! It’s all Bush’s fault.

The Heritage Foundation wonders whether they “misread” those 150,000 jobs last month as well since no one has seen hide nor hair of them: http://bit.ly/q6ikw

The truth of the matter is that the boy wonder, Treasury Secretary Geithner, and Obama knew all along their economic model could not sustain itself. With apologies to the late Senator Everitt Dirksen, when you spend a trillion here, a trillion there, pretty soon it adds up to big money.

And BIG Money, taxpayer money, is what this administration is all about. To get the vote of the downtrodden and the stupid, Obama vowed to soak the rich and let the poor skate. Well, the poor will continue to skate; most of them don’t pay taxes anyway and the recently-finagled Cap and Trade farce will distribute more of America’s wealth to them.

The trouble is, one trouble, anyway, is that there aren’t 100 million “rich” to soak. ...

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Outercourse and Other Obamian Initiatives


Outercourse Vs Abstinence Vs Lesbians Vs Teacher Sex Tapes

It’s taken for granted by most thinking people that when oddballs are given license to be odd, they tend to get odder.

That license was given by our president in his “gay pride speech” when he demeaned normality and normal Americans who in huge numbers oppose the freakish idea of “gay marriage” by ridiculing such beliefs as “worn arguments, old attitudes.”

(He recently employed similar rhetoric in attacking Russia’s Vlad Putin. Barack really should look into getting better handlers and more original speech writers.)

That June gay pride month speech, links for which can be accessed here, http://mail.google.com/mail/#inbox/12236b83a1827b04, represented not only an insult hurled at heterosexuals and a boost for homosexuals. It represented a challenge to America’s normal citizens to resist Obama’s efforts to “abnormalize” the country.

It also constituted an endorsement for repeal of the Defense of Marriage Act and an appeal to his gay constituency to hang in there on the Obama bandwagon until he can accomplish all their goals to meet with their satisfaction.

Another issue with Obama’s “worn arguments, old attitudes” announcement is that it encouraged aberrants and aberrant behavior of all kinds. They range from instutionalized pervs expanding their modes of seduction to inebriated lesbians rioting to teachers inadvertantly advertising their down-time sources of amusement.

As my late mother-in-law used to say, It’s a great world–if you don’t weaken.

Planned Parenthood Gone Wilder: The sickos at Planned Parenthood, PPOA, don’t need much encouragement to carry on their campaign to corrupt America’s youth and their latest contribution to that cause is just one more step in that direction.

If you don’t think your teens should be engaging in sex with their bf’s, or bff’s, or friends with benefits, fear not. Just show them the new film being promoted by PPOA.

Please don’t teach them the absurdity of abstinence, just show them the animated, cartoon video, “Sexually Transmitted Infections Petting Zoo.” There, Farmer Tina takes them by their little hands through the minefields of STI’s, (no longer termed STD’s), to sexual fulfillment through “outercourse.”

Why remain abstinent and virginal? That’s so worn and old! Farmer Tina has oh, so many viable alternatives? I’ll leave those alternatives to the imaginations of the reader who, if prurient, can view the R-rated video here: http://www.plannedparenthood.org/teen-talk/play/sexually-transmitted-infection-petting-zoo-26826.htm.

Let’s just say that PPOA and Tina’s alternatives may remove some sex risks from teen lives but hardly all. They don’t foster sports, clubs, or church activities to relieve the aching pain of raging hormones, either.

PPOA’s bottom line: Let your kids do anything but the ultimate nasty but if they still want to do that nasty, make sure they are protected! Good advice, if not for PPOA’s tireless efforts to get Johnny and Suzie to do it all and then turn to PPOA to abort their “mistake” with its chief moneymaker, abortion services.

Lesbians Gone Wild: Many lezzies are already worn and old but with Obama in their corner they have been infused with more vigor. That would be good news and bad news except that old lezzies, and aging gayboys, often resort to violence as their appearance, and vigor, slowly slip away.

Witness how gays reacted to California’s vote on Prop 8 last November. See “Rampaging Gays,” http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=645.

Hope springs eternal in the gay psyche.

Take, for example, . . .
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Sunday, July 5, 2009

New Wacko Jacko Video

Wacko Jacko, the Saga Continues with a New Video

As the faithful flock to California from far and wide to join in the obsequies for the King of Pop by getting a free ticket to the Staples Center, L.A. prepares for chaos.

The raffle registration for the “Michael Jackson Memorial Service” on Tuesday has already ended. The 11,000 seats at Staples, 6,500 at the Nokia Theater, have already been awarded to the lucky lottery winners and the unfortunate millions of losers will be forced to watch the spectacular on the boob tube.

Popes and presidents are more easily and less visibly buried.

Two thousand five hundred of the freebies were allotted to Jacko’s family to be distributed at their discretion. Whether Daddy Joe Jackson will be invited is still up in the air.

Grieve not, losers. Word is you wouldn’t be able to catch a final glimpse of the King since his corpse will probably not be available for public viewing anyway: http://abcnews.go.com/US/MichaelJackson/story?id=7995129&page=1.

I anticipate a circus atmosphere at the event, if not chaos and rioting by those denied access. If the planners had thought about it, the more proper venue would have been the far more spacious Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum, home to the USC Trojans. There, however, a rainout would have produced even worse chaos.

For some reason, I’m not privy to the details of Jackson’s funeral, although I would assume film clips will be incorporated in the extravaganza.

Certain clips and videos will all but certainly not be considered for inclusion: the Bashir interview (see http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=1092), and one recently outed in the UK showing Jacko squirming and evading in a 1996 chat that delved into his “nasty” sex life: . . .

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Friday, July 3, 2009

More on Wacko Jacko


In Response to Michael Jackson Article

The following was submitted as a comment on my July 2nd piece, “Jacko Wacko Bites the Bullet, Re-locates to a Toasty Neverland,” http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=1092. It is followed by my rebuttal and a brief dissenting point of view.

“In your article you repeatedly bash, berate and then label as idolaters those who hold the musical accomplishments of Michael Jackson in high esteem when for many nothing could be further from the truth.

I take offense to your generalizations and am amazed at how many of your assertions, not just those concerning the fans who you perceive have given themselves over to idolatry, are based on your feelings, personal preferences and tastes and not on fact.

It is apparent that your knowledge of music and music history is lacking, but you, instead of giving ear and some credence to the opinions of others more learned in this area of knowledge, choose to instead to throw the proverbial baby out with the bathwater and refuse to attribute any talent to the man and castigate others who don’t feel as you do.

Perhaps you’d do well to receive education on the matter of how Michael Jackson’s talent indeed played a great roll in the evolution of pop music. Your personal tastes in the arts may not be in line with what he has to offer, but that doesn’t negate the fact that he has talent. I do not like the German composer Richard Wagner’s anti-Semitic and Nazi-leanings, but I can appreciate his immense skill and ability and cannot deny that he influenced the development of European classical music.

There are actors in Hollywood who may possess a lifestyle which some fans may find abhorrent yet regardless the admirer cannot deny the veracity of the actor’s skill and that some actors have even impacted society.

Concerning the above, we can choose not to listen to the music or watch the films which display these artists whose lifestyle and political opinions we detest — we can even seek to sway others to boycott their expressions of their craft as it’s a free country, but to deny their abilities is just plain ignorant.

Don’t get me wrong, people who hold Michael in high esteem in his musicality doesn’t mean they necessarily approve of his lifestyle, choices, and yes, of course horrific acts on children (of which he was found not guilty). These are issues open for individual decisions. You cannot generalize about the group of supportive fans, as you have done. However, you must appreciate that many believe he was one solid hunk of talent, fans or no.

Please be not so quick to cast dispersions upon the masses who find that Michael’s life, for better or for worse, did greatly affect the history of music. His title The King of Pop, though perhaps disregarded by you and even by some his supporters, seems to me to be a designation which consolidates and acknowledges all that he has offered pop culture.

Some fans extract the musical contribution of Michael, while others accept the entirety of who Michael Jackson is. You can’t paint the many shadings of Jackson fans with one brush or deny the bedrock fact that Michael’s small frame housed one big talent.”

Rebuttal: I never intended in my article to detract from the talent that was Michael Jackson nor did I offer myself as a pop-music expert nor a judge of his talent which I concede was remarkable. So, too, has his influence and popularity been remarkable, comparable to Sinatra with his bobby-soxers and to Elvis with his fans of my generation and beyond.

Instead, my focus was on Jacko’s far less than admirable qualities and issues and referenced his father as quite possibly responsible for some, not all, of them. I pointedly referred to Jackson’s talent a number of times and conceded my gross lack of qualification to evaluate Jackson the Performer.

However, I still have to stick with my contention that most, not all, but too many of his devotees can fairly be described as idolators. How else do we explain their easy dismissal of such things as payoffs to victims of his pedophilia in favor of their unfailing support for him and his music?

How else do we explain their acceptance . . .

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Thursday, July 2, 2009

Jacko Wacko Bites the Bullet . . .

Jacko Wacko Bites the Bullet, Re-locates to a Toasty Neverland

I know the title and content of this piece will be interpreted as mean-spirited by some people since it reflects not even a modicum of reverence for the memory of the recently-departed Michael Jackson.

The irreverence is fully intentional.

I’m aware that it’s unkind and ungracious to speak ill of the dead and for that reason I thought I’d avoid commenting on Jackson’s untimely demise. However, I’m fed up and not going to take any more of this adulation being heaped on the undeserving, yet-unburied King of Pop.

That adulation, bordering on adoration, exemplifies both the short attention span and the inclination of his many millions of fans worldwide to overlook and discount the “man’s” perversions in favor of salivating over, listening to, and watching their king do his thing even if his thing is no longer live and in person.

If he was this generation’s king of anything, Wacko Jacko was the King of Pervs, the King of Pedophiles, the King of the Disturbed and the Absurd. Kings get away with almost anything, and so did Jacko. Furthermore, if anyone was emblematic of a disintegrating Western culture, it was Michael Joseph Jackson.

The seventh of nine children of the prolific Joe and Katherine Jackson’s Gary, Indiana clan, his childhood may best be described as unusual as well as brutal. That fact may be sad but it is no defense for the evil he inflicted on children in his later years.

I will leave to Jackson’s idolators to review his amazing career and talent and to gloss over his early years but the fact his last, or semi-last, or one of his many wills never mentions dear ol’ dad is testimony to Jacko’s negative memories of Papa Joe Jackson.

Those same idolators, when pressed, will both defend his father and family and go on to use his childhood to explain his actions.

That defense works only in our court system when attorneys seek sympathetic jury nullification to find a defendant not guilty in the face of a preponderance of evidence to the contrary. Let’s face it, Jacko was a sick, twisted individual who paid big bucks to keep himself out of jail for serial acts of pedophilia.

In the case of Michael Joseph Jackson, the scam of blaming his conduct on poor parenting wouldn’t wash with any jury that could sublimate senseless worship to objective rationality. His life would dictate a guilty verdict based alone on the damage he did to any number of kids, all boy kids.

That damage will be ignored and forgotten in the ensuing weeks and years as Jackson’s relatives battle for his presumptive millions and as the starstruck media clamor for headlines to peddle their trashy reports to gullible fans.

But, naysayers might say, he was tried and found innocent of child molestation, intoxicating a minor, abduction, and conspiracy by a jury of his peers. That’s incorrect for two reasons.

First, he was not found innocent, . . .

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Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Stuart Smalley Goes To Washington


Stuart Smalley Goes to Washington

Minnesotans, this is your new senator!

“Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.”

Truer words were never spake nor writ than that cynical observation of H.L. Mencken. The good citizens and the Supreme Court of the State of Minnesota confirmed their truth by electing and confirming Al Franken, aka Stuart Smalley, as United States Senator.

I had hoped and thought it was some judicial mistake or a reporting error but then I read it on USA Today so, regrettably, it can’t be an error even if the ruling was a gross miscarriage of justice: http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2009-06-30-franken-senate_N.htm?csp=34

He’s just what the senate and the nation need in these critical times, an unfunny clown to complement the executive branch’s entry for the nation’s most outstanding circus performer, Joe Biden.

Lackluster, talentless comic, tireless abuser of American values, failed left wing radio talk show host Franken will represent Minnesota for the next six, long years in the hallowed hall of the “world’s greatest deliberative body,” thereby proving that H.L. Mencken was indeed a prophet in his own land.

When Democrat Franken first announced he would make a run for the senate seat then held by Republican Norm Coleman, it was widely assumed to be another joke by the media-hungry Franken but it turned out he was being serious for a change.

It was in fact a joke, a bitter jest that he would think himself qualified to be a United States Senator and believe Minnesotans would elect him.

The joke appears to be on us scoffers following months of recounts, protests, and Democratic Party chicanery that would have made Chicagoans proud. Their fellow midwesterners showed that dirty politics and ballot stuffing were not exclusive to Illinois and that the ”Land of 10,000 Lakes” could be as dumb and corrupt as they.

The Minnesota fraud that blossomed and grew exponentially was detected as early as November 8th, four days after voters cast their ballots: http://www.poligazette.com/2008/11/08/evidence-of-election-fraud-mounts-in-minnesota/. . . .

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