Barack the Leno Clown, Barack the Hypocrite
President Barack Hussein Obama took some time off from his busy campaign schedule on his million dollar Canadian-built bus to pay a Tuesday visit to Jay Leno’s “Tonight Show.” He wasn’t nearly as funny as he was a few years ago when he ridiculed Special Olympics kids but he did tickle The Chin and Leno’s audience with some decent yuks.
The same night, 3000 miles away in New York City, Dave Letterman was doing his assigned shtick for the prez on the “Late Show” by abusing every Republican presidential candidate in sight, including making cracks about people with funny names like “Mitt” and “Newt” and “Herman.”
Who would want a president with a funny name, Dirty Dave asked rhetorically, apparently forgetting we currently have a chief executive with the funniest name in history. The Ed Sullivan Theater crowd seemed to have missed the irony and laughed themselves silly over “Mitt,” “Newt,” and “Herman.”
Out on the Left Coast, riskily appearing without his trusty teleprompters, a mistake he made in 2009 when he compared his poor bowling game to how Special Olympians would bowl, Barack didn’t put his foot in his mouth again although he wasn’t awfully amusing either.
Obama’s best comic line delivered in response to Leno’s anticipated question on his potential opponents in 2012 was that he was ”going to wait until everybody’s voted off the island,” an unsubtle reference to the TV show “Lost” and an unsubtle dig at his opposition as nothing more than actors.
The president also rambled on about “The fancy presidential limosine . . . smelling like waffles,” a spot on his tie, and his search for Wet Wipes to clean his teeth, far too much information and farther from entertaining.
Obama insisted he wasn’t yet paying any attention to the Republican debates and gave a few words of attention to the killing of Libya’s Col. Khadafi.
Left unsaid was that his slew of scrutineers are paying close attention to everything he and Republicans say and do, that his writers wrote that “Lost” quip, that the waffle smell was relevant to nothing, and that Khadafi was Obama’s erstwhile buddy.
Obama may have gotten grayer over the past few years but neither he nor his handlers have missed a step. . .
(Read more at http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=5809.)
Showing posts with label dave letterman. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dave letterman. Show all posts
Wednesday, October 26, 2011
Friday, July 29, 2011
Dirty Dave Meets Killer Kirstie
Dirty Dave Meets Killer Kirstie
David Letterman is a funny guy–when his writers are funny. It doesn’t much matter, though. When he and they are not, Dave’s braindead audience laughs anyway since they’re supposed to.
He was hilarious when he suggested Sarah Palin was a slut, that then-14 year old Willow Palin had sexual intercourse with A-Rod out in Yankee Stadium right field, not so funny when he was forced to admit an extended, extra-marital affair with young “Late Show” intern Stephanie Birkitt or after his cracks about the Palins hit the fan and he was compelled to render a pro-forma, on-air apology to them.
Whether he apologized to his long-term live-in mistress, Regina Lasko, whom he finally married a few years following the birth of his son, is not known.
One of his prime targets in the last few years has been Kirstie Alley and her weight struggle, telling joke after joke about her with impunity and a frequency almost as great as his riffs on Republicans and the Republican Party.
Long a butt of Dave’s ridicule, safely delivered from afar, Alley is no tolerant, long-suffering mistress. She surprisingly finished as runner-up on “Dancing With the Stars,” appearances which furnished unlimited fodder for Letterman’s writers to make fat jokes but those yuks didn’t dissuade her from focusing both barrels on Letterman Thursday night.
As he claimed last night, she had once said, “It was okay . . .
(Read more at http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=5119)
David Letterman is a funny guy–when his writers are funny. It doesn’t much matter, though. When he and they are not, Dave’s braindead audience laughs anyway since they’re supposed to.
He was hilarious when he suggested Sarah Palin was a slut, that then-14 year old Willow Palin had sexual intercourse with A-Rod out in Yankee Stadium right field, not so funny when he was forced to admit an extended, extra-marital affair with young “Late Show” intern Stephanie Birkitt or after his cracks about the Palins hit the fan and he was compelled to render a pro-forma, on-air apology to them.
Whether he apologized to his long-term live-in mistress, Regina Lasko, whom he finally married a few years following the birth of his son, is not known.
One of his prime targets in the last few years has been Kirstie Alley and her weight struggle, telling joke after joke about her with impunity and a frequency almost as great as his riffs on Republicans and the Republican Party.
Long a butt of Dave’s ridicule, safely delivered from afar, Alley is no tolerant, long-suffering mistress. She surprisingly finished as runner-up on “Dancing With the Stars,” appearances which furnished unlimited fodder for Letterman’s writers to make fat jokes but those yuks didn’t dissuade her from focusing both barrels on Letterman Thursday night.
As he claimed last night, she had once said, “It was okay . . .
(Read more at http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=5119)
Thursday, July 7, 2011
Gov. Rick Perry, Next Leftist Target
Gov. Rick Perry, Next Leftist Target
Jay Leno and Dave Letterman either haven’t received the DNC memo with their instructions on their Rick Perry ridiculing/talking points or the Democrats haven’t yet decided how and when to draw their long knives to begin the deconstruction of the Texas governor.
Leno and Letterman barely hit the stage every night before they go on the attack against one or more of the announced and un-announced Republican candidates for president. Letterman is vacationing this week but his arch-enemy Leno is taking up the slack. On Wednesday, The Chin managed to get in no less than five “jokes” about the Republicans, two of them on Michelle Bachmann.
All the yuks are intended in good fun. of course. They joke about Obama, as well–pointing out the imbecilities of Joe Biden, who probably won’t even be on the Obama ticket next year, as if those funnies offer a cloak of even-handedness.
What a joke!
Governor Perry is so far relatively immune from the hilarity, which is surprising.
Other Obama media are taking potshots at the conservative Perry, the Huffington Post among them. For example, HuffPo calls him “Bush Two,” tipping the leftist hand’s anticipated approach to a Perry candidacy, linking him with the much-reviled former president in an obvious intent of tarring and feathering Perry with GWB’s tar and feathers.
That tactic may backfire since many polls indicate Bush 43 is now more popular than Obama One.
In an article on HumanEvents.com titled, “Gov. Rick Perry: The Candidate Obama Would Fear the Most,” Dr. Merrill Matthews, resident scholar with the Institute for Policy Innovation, speculates that, “Perry is the only one who can devastate virtually any Obama claim . . .
(Read more at http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=4981)
Jay Leno and Dave Letterman either haven’t received the DNC memo with their instructions on their Rick Perry ridiculing/talking points or the Democrats haven’t yet decided how and when to draw their long knives to begin the deconstruction of the Texas governor.
Leno and Letterman barely hit the stage every night before they go on the attack against one or more of the announced and un-announced Republican candidates for president. Letterman is vacationing this week but his arch-enemy Leno is taking up the slack. On Wednesday, The Chin managed to get in no less than five “jokes” about the Republicans, two of them on Michelle Bachmann.
All the yuks are intended in good fun. of course. They joke about Obama, as well–pointing out the imbecilities of Joe Biden, who probably won’t even be on the Obama ticket next year, as if those funnies offer a cloak of even-handedness.
What a joke!
Governor Perry is so far relatively immune from the hilarity, which is surprising.
Other Obama media are taking potshots at the conservative Perry, the Huffington Post among them. For example, HuffPo calls him “Bush Two,” tipping the leftist hand’s anticipated approach to a Perry candidacy, linking him with the much-reviled former president in an obvious intent of tarring and feathering Perry with GWB’s tar and feathers.
That tactic may backfire since many polls indicate Bush 43 is now more popular than Obama One.
In an article on HumanEvents.com titled, “Gov. Rick Perry: The Candidate Obama Would Fear the Most,” Dr. Merrill Matthews, resident scholar with the Institute for Policy Innovation, speculates that, “Perry is the only one who can devastate virtually any Obama claim . . .
(Read more at http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=4981)
Thursday, January 6, 2011
Dave Letterman, Hatchet Man for the Democrat Party
Dave Letterman, Hatchet Man for the Democrat Party
CBS’ late night clown David Letterman was reportedly so distraught over 9/11 that he contemplated discontinuing the “Late Show with David Letterman,” reportedly. It would have been a good move.
Nevertheless, Dave braved on.
He eventually married his long-time live-in and mother of his son, Regina Lasko, when son Harry was around six. He evidently didn’t want Harry going through life with that bastard label etched on his back.
He managed well enough to forget his grief, as well as his wife and son, and squeeze in multiple assignations in his coop at the Ed Sullivan Theater, including a long-term affair with his perky intern, Stephanie Birkitt, who was young enough to be his granddaughter.
He seemed to forget his upset over 9/11 when he slandered former Republican vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin as a slut and her daughters as little slut-ettes, for which he caught some flak but for which he was summarily forgiven by the feminist set which only takes offense if abnormal females are maligned.
Since skating on that slander, Letterman has been on a vendetta against Mrs. Palin and her kin ever since Palin told him what to do with his phony apologies. That vengeful blood feud intensified and became a “comic” staple of his show. More so even than he attacks his nemesis, Jay Leno, who beat him out, twice, for Dave’s nirvana, The Tonight Show, Letterman reviles Palin’s appearance, her books, her television show, and her family, all in good fun, of course.
Maybe he feels women are an easier target and/or that she won’t run him over with one of Leno’s classic cars?
Letterman does have an advantage over Leno in one respect. This is not to suggest that Leno is a Republican lackey but Dave, apparently, has been assigned the semi-exclusive right, assignment, and duty to rip the GOP and all its members which duty he fulfills incessantly and redundantly. . .
(Read more at http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=3329)
CBS’ late night clown David Letterman was reportedly so distraught over 9/11 that he contemplated discontinuing the “Late Show with David Letterman,” reportedly. It would have been a good move.
Nevertheless, Dave braved on.
He eventually married his long-time live-in and mother of his son, Regina Lasko, when son Harry was around six. He evidently didn’t want Harry going through life with that bastard label etched on his back.
He managed well enough to forget his grief, as well as his wife and son, and squeeze in multiple assignations in his coop at the Ed Sullivan Theater, including a long-term affair with his perky intern, Stephanie Birkitt, who was young enough to be his granddaughter.
He seemed to forget his upset over 9/11 when he slandered former Republican vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin as a slut and her daughters as little slut-ettes, for which he caught some flak but for which he was summarily forgiven by the feminist set which only takes offense if abnormal females are maligned.
Since skating on that slander, Letterman has been on a vendetta against Mrs. Palin and her kin ever since Palin told him what to do with his phony apologies. That vengeful blood feud intensified and became a “comic” staple of his show. More so even than he attacks his nemesis, Jay Leno, who beat him out, twice, for Dave’s nirvana, The Tonight Show, Letterman reviles Palin’s appearance, her books, her television show, and her family, all in good fun, of course.
Maybe he feels women are an easier target and/or that she won’t run him over with one of Leno’s classic cars?
Letterman does have an advantage over Leno in one respect. This is not to suggest that Leno is a Republican lackey but Dave, apparently, has been assigned the semi-exclusive right, assignment, and duty to rip the GOP and all its members which duty he fulfills incessantly and redundantly. . .
(Read more at http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=3329)
Friday, November 26, 2010
Dirty Dave and the Sergeant
Dirty Dave and the Sergeant
Dirty Dave Letterman is a contemptible creature. In various posts on this website, I’ve documented the bases for his licentiousness, his twisted, sniping attacks on all things conservative, his partisan, servile worship of all things liberal.
On Thanksgiving Eve, Letterman didn’t come close to achieving a personal redemption from his demons or compensating for his ”comical” misrepresentations over the years but he did accomplish an admirable feat, largely by keeping his mouth shut.
His primary guest that night was 25 year old Hiawatha, Iowa native, Staff Sgt. Salvatore Augustine Giunta, the only living recipient of the Congressional Medal of Honor, to whom Letterman devoted virtually his entire show.
Demonstrating their appreciation of Giunta’s service to his country and amazing display of selfless courage, at the end of the interview, Letterman’s studio audience, which usually reserves its applause for celebs, and Democrats, spontaneously rose to their feet and gave Sgt. Giunta an extended ovation the likes of which I had never before witnessed on “The Late Show.”
At least it appeared spontaneous. It’s always possible the director’s “Applause” sign was supplemented Wednesday night by a sign that instructed the audience to ”Jump to Your Feet, Applaud Loudly, Emotionally, Enthusiastically and Lengthily,” but I doubt it.
It’s also always possible that Letterman invited America’s latest hero purely as a ratings boost and that he was merely feigning a sincere, wrapt admiration for Sgt. Giunta and his accomplishment but I doubt even that. . .
(Read more at http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=2809)
Dirty Dave Letterman is a contemptible creature. In various posts on this website, I’ve documented the bases for his licentiousness, his twisted, sniping attacks on all things conservative, his partisan, servile worship of all things liberal.
On Thanksgiving Eve, Letterman didn’t come close to achieving a personal redemption from his demons or compensating for his ”comical” misrepresentations over the years but he did accomplish an admirable feat, largely by keeping his mouth shut.
His primary guest that night was 25 year old Hiawatha, Iowa native, Staff Sgt. Salvatore Augustine Giunta, the only living recipient of the Congressional Medal of Honor, to whom Letterman devoted virtually his entire show.
Demonstrating their appreciation of Giunta’s service to his country and amazing display of selfless courage, at the end of the interview, Letterman’s studio audience, which usually reserves its applause for celebs, and Democrats, spontaneously rose to their feet and gave Sgt. Giunta an extended ovation the likes of which I had never before witnessed on “The Late Show.”
At least it appeared spontaneous. It’s always possible the director’s “Applause” sign was supplemented Wednesday night by a sign that instructed the audience to ”Jump to Your Feet, Applaud Loudly, Emotionally, Enthusiastically and Lengthily,” but I doubt it.
It’s also always possible that Letterman invited America’s latest hero purely as a ratings boost and that he was merely feigning a sincere, wrapt admiration for Sgt. Giunta and his accomplishment but I doubt even that. . .
(Read more at http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=2809)
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