The Obama Family: Perfecting the Art of Uppity

The Obama Family: Perfecting the Art of Uppity


Emigrating to a foreign land has to be an intimidating experience for the émigré.




Just think of it: Entering a country where you don’t speak the same language, don’t understand the customs or laws, and don’t have many if any friends or relatives to give you a sense of belonging must induce a certain trepidation.



Of course, in America, land of the free, the brave, the swiss cheese borders, and tens of millions of illegal immigrants, those trepidations rarely apply. By contrast, in virtually every other nation on Earth, illegal aliens strive to keep a low profile and avoid detection lest they end up in jail, deported and, in many nations, beaten, and tortured.



Imprisonment and deportation back to whence they came are the fates of relatively few illegals caught breaking our laws. The millions of others pretty much get a pass–until they are apprehended committing a crime–except in states such as Arizona where the citizenry and government believe they are compelled to enforce federal immigration legislation laws since the feds won’t.



Decent foreigners follow procedures and wait their turn to enter America and should be welcomed to our land of immigrants. Then there are people who have contempt for our laws and slither into our country illegally. Some lucky souls are immune from any restrictions providing they have, shall we say, friends in high places.



A prime example of immigrants with connections is President Barack Obama’s “dear Auntie Zeituni,” as he referred to her in Dreams from My Father.



She not only emigrated here illegally but lived on the dole for decades in the Boston area, defied repeated deportation orders, and then bitched about her treatment following a federal judge’s reversal of opinion after her nephew’s coincidental election as president.



Obama’s Uncle Omar is no slouch either when it comes to illegally sneaking into the United States, setting up residence–also in liberal Massachusetts–and avoiding deportation. Charged with a DUI in Framingham, his first words were, “I think I will call the White House.” He beat the rap and is still working in a liquor store.



For all the sordid details on uppity Obama-family illegals, see “Uncle Omar and Auntie Zeituni”, http://bit.ly/r1DnSR.



The Kenyan native Zeituni Onyango, a dead ringer for “SNL’s” Kenan Tompson, full sister of Uncle Omar Onyango and half sister of the president’s reprobate-bigamist father, Barack Hussein Obama, Senior, has asserted herself once again in a memoir, Tears of Abuse. . .
Read more at http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=23912.)

Making Sense of the Senseless

Making Sense of the Senseless

A dog biting a man, especially a mailman, isn’t news. An illegal alien staging a witchhunt and a conservative endorsing a liberal, now those are odd–yet explicable–news stories.

Barack Hussein Obama’s Kenyan Uncle Omar Onyango Obama, brother of the president’s “dear Aunt Zeituni” who was also a fugitive from immigration law until she miraculously was granted asylum, is fighting his August arrest.

One would think someone who sneaked into this country illegally and ended up arrested would try to keep a low profile or, if he had any sense of decency, hop the next Kenya Airways flight to Nairobi. Not so with Uncle Omar who is trying to get a Massachusetts court to turn over the driving record of the cop who arrested him for a DUI, negligent operation of a motor vehicle, and failure to yield the right of way in Framingham, MA.

Notwithstanding established facts that Omar Onyango Obama flunked several sobriety tests with a reading of 0.14 percent on a blood-alcohol test, far beyond the Massachusetts’ legal driving limit of 0.08 percent, the high-powered lawyers of the president’s uncle are evidently attempting to impugn the officer’s integrity.

Also evident is that Uncle Omar has no fear of deportation.

After all, sister Zeituni beat that rap, went on to condemn “the system” that had discriminated against her, and is still on the Boston dole. Omar might be a leech like Zeituni but he knows his rights. When he was arrested, his first words were, “Take me to my leader.” Okay, more precisely, he said according to police records, “I think I will call the White House.”

See “The Curious Case of Uncle Omar,” http://bit.ly/AbgmZx.

I can understand the arrogance of Obama’s Uncle Omar, who was seen snickering at his arraignment, since Aunt Zeituni had already proven the inefficacy of America’s immigration law as well as the efficacy of presidential influence on behalf of his relatives.

Where and how the siblings, one unemployed and in public housing, the other a liquor store clerk, found the funds to retain attorneys and, in Zeituni’s case, file repeated appeals of deportation orders, is still a mystery but at least we know the basis of Onyango’s arrogance: He has a friend in the White House.

More mysterious is the matter of an outstanding conservative spokesman, John Bolton, endorsing for president of the United States a man whose conservative credentials are as ambiguous as those of Newt Gringich’s.

Wednesday evening, Bolton appeared on Greta Van Susteren’s “On the Record” where he seemed to back off his well-established conservatism with his endorsement.

An astute man, lawyer, advisor to presidents who served a tempestuous 16months as United States Permanent Representative to the U.N., Bolton is nobody’s fool.

By endorsing Romney, he was actually practicing a practical conservatism, . . .
(Read more at http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=12097.)

Where's Uncle Omar??

Where's Uncle Omar??

President Barack Hussein Obama and his administration have an uncanny ability of ignoring and/or stonewalling embarrassing and/or illegal activities but the question of what happened to the president’s Uncle Omar has to take the cake when it comes to familial mysteries.

No one seems to know where he is.

You may recall Uncle Omar, actual name Onyango Obama, affectionately referred to as “Uncle Omar” in the president’s memoir, Dreams from My Father.

An illegal alien with a valid driver’s license and Social Security card, the 67 year old Kenyan was arrested in Framingham, Massachusetts on August 24th for a DUI, negligent operation of a motor vehicle, and failure to yield the right of way. The first thing he told police was, ”I think I will call the White House,” presumably to chat with step-nephew Barack.

Held on a deportation detainer for two weeks, he was quietly released and when he appeared for a hearing he was “visibly amused” and “giggled” during the court proceedings, according to BostonHerald.com. He is scheduled for a November 17th pre-trial conference.

That was the last thing anyone saw or heard about Onyango-Omar who is no stranger to deportation. . .
(Read more at http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=5981.)

The Curious Case of Onyango Obama, aka Uncle Omar

The Curious Case of Onyongo Obama, aka Uncle Omar

Emulating sans accent and sans the lovability of ”Hogan’s Heroes” bumbling Sgt. Schultz, Obama’s White House knew “Nothing!” about the presence on American soil of the president’s fugitive alien relative, Uncle Omar, just as it knew nothing about Obama’s “Dear Aunt Zeituni” and her defiance of American immigration law.

Following the DUI arrest of the Kenyan native, Onyango Obama, half-brother of the president’s deceased father, White House Press Secretary Jay Carney declared his boss was “completely unaware” of everything concerning his uncle, presumably including his presence in the United States as an undocumented alien and Massachusetts charges of drunk driving.

Granted, the president is a busy man what with his vacations, his crumbling poll numbers, our deteriorating economy, etc. but you would think someone should have told him his unc was in the can and in a jam. Then, again, our astute chief executive seems oblivious of many things.

His Uncle Omar, as Obama referred to him in Dreams from My Father, was certainly aware of his presidential connections after his arrest when he told Framingham police, “I think I will call the White House.” He’s obviously well-attuned to his rights and privileges since, oddly for an illegal, he was in possession of a driver’s license and a Social Security card at the time of his apprehension.

That curiosity may not be as unusual as Benjamin Buttons’ reverse aging but surely qualifies Uncle Omar as a marvel worthy of Alice’s amazement when she said, “Curiouser and curiouser.” Omar also didn’t fall down a rabbit hole; he fell into a great situation when he somehow succeeded in entering the United States. Specifics on his entry are still pending.

At the very least, he should have called his sister, fellow Bay State resident and former illegal alien, Zeituni Onyango, Obama’s aunt.

For more details on the fugitive Onyangos and their happy wanderings in America, . . .
(Read more at http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=5340)

Uncle Omar and Aunt Zeituni

Uncle Omar and Aunt Zeituni

They keep popping out of the woodwork.

Most of us have relatives we wish were related to other people. Unless we're Hispanic, few of us can claim or want to claim as familial relations people who break the law by sneaking into our country and then add insult to national injury by driving drunk.

Our president, Barack Hussein Obama, seems to have any number of such relatives, only two of whom have been caught. So far.

The latest is Obama's dear Kenyan uncle, Onyango Obama, who joins Obama's dear Aunt Zeituni Onyango as a felon. Uncle Onyango added drunk driving to his resume' whereas Aunt Zeituni has merely lived on the public dole for more than a decade.

Uncle Omar, as Nephew Barack called him in Dreams from My Father, is the half-brother of Barack’s late father, Barack Hussein Obama, Sr., full brother of Zeituni Onyango, and uncle to George Obama, another Senior offspring and half-brother to America’s president and current resident of a Nairobi ghetto, all of whom are Kenyan natives.

Barack Junior’s is a complicated family.

Omar apparently shares more than his half-brother’s genes; he shares Obama Senior’s propensity to drink and drive though Senior seemed to have done most of his drunk driving in Africa where he wrecked three cars, lost his legs in the second accident, and died in the third.

Somehow, Senior, Uncle Omar and Aunt Zeituni made their way to America, Senior long enough to make a baby in Hawaii. Poor George hasn’t gotten here as yet and subsists on a buck a week in his hovel.

Uncle Omar, 67, was charged with DUI, negligent operation of a motor vehicle and failure to yield the right of way when he rolled through a stop sign in Framingham, Massachusetts. The police noted his speech was slurred and he tested with a blood alcohol level of 0.14%, 0.6% over the limit. He denied he had been drinking, then admitted to imbibing two beers, a pretty unlikely quantity unless each brew was half a gallon.

The plot thickens.

Police subsequently discovered that Uncle Omar Obama had a valid driver’s license and Social Security identification but wasn’t supposed to be in the country in the first place. He’s an illegal alien and is currently being held on an immigration detainer, usually a prelude to deportation by the United States Immigration and Customs Enforcement.

Apprised of the incident, Deval Patrick, the African-American governor of the Bay State, responded with a typically-unresponsive, politicly-motivated comment unrelated to the issue, “You know my stance: Illegal is illegal. We need comprehensive immigration reform.”

Don’t bet on Onyango Obama being shipped back to Kenya, though. He has a few aces up his sleeve, a nephew in D.C. and a sister in Boston.

Asked by police whom he would want to contact, Uncle Omar said,”I think I will call the White House,” which usually doesn’t accept collect calls and had no comment on the situation.

No doubt he will also drop a dime and call fellow Bostonian Zeituni who knows all the ins-and-outs on beating America’s feckless immigration system because she has already done it. . .
(Read more at http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=5312)