The Death of Virginity
Anyone recall the last British royal wedding? Not the extravagant 1981 spectacle itself but the humiliation visited upon the barely 20year old fellow royal and presumptive future Princess of Wales, Diana Frances née Spencer, prior to the nuptials in St. Paul’s Cathedral?
The palace royals insisted Diana be inspected, examined–Americans would say, checked out–to insure she was a true, hymenally-intact, unspoiled, unstained, bona-fide virgin before they would allow her into the rarified, royal inner circle and into the marital bed of the presumptive, future King of England, the 31 year old Bonnie Prince Charlie, the Prince of Wales, whose other titles would fill up half this page and whose previous sexual liaisons mattered not a whit.
Diana passed the virgin test and the royal couple was united, a unity that was soon disunified by a prince who apparently only wanted a princess to procreate heirs but who, in his heart of hearts had long longed for a slightly-older, horse-faced woman named Camilla Parker Bowles, the Duchess of Cornwall.
The jolly Prince Charlie’s recorded chief desire in life was to serve as Camilla’s tampon.
Any chance of an Oedipal complex on top of your other complexes there, Charlie?
In any event, to her ultimate regret and after latching on to multiple, post-divorce, . . .
(read more at http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=2740)
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Showing posts with label prince charles. Show all posts
Saturday, November 20, 2010
Sunday, August 1, 2010
Overstepping Part Three--Prince Charles, Savior of the World
Overstepping Part Three--Prince Charles, Savior of the World
I lost all respect for England’s Prince Charles after I read that he was overheard via an illicit telephone tap telling his illicit lover Camilla Parker Bowles that he wanted to be reincarnated as her tampon.
Or maybe it was when I heard that among the duties of his faithful man servant Michael Fawcett was to squeeze toothpaste onto the prince’s toothbrush and to hold the cup while the prince gave a urine sample.
Or maybe I’m lying and I never did have any respect for Charles Phillip Arthur George, Prince of Wales and Earl of Chester, Lord of the Isles, Duke of Rothesay, Knight of the Most Ancient and Most Noble Order of the Thistle, Chief Royal Cook and Most Noble Bottlewasher.
Okay, he really doesn’t have that last title but he has been granted the others and a few dozen more.
All those undeserved, honorary titles have finally gone to his head and penetrated that miniscule royal brain lodged between those Dumbo/Obama ears and he’s so delusional now that, as the UK’s Daily Mail is reporting, “The Prince of Wales says he believes he has been placed on Earth as future King ‘for a purpose’–to save the world.”
That belief may be wrong on various counts, the first of which is that he may not be the future king of England, with or without a purpose. . .
(Read more at http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=1818)
I lost all respect for England’s Prince Charles after I read that he was overheard via an illicit telephone tap telling his illicit lover Camilla Parker Bowles that he wanted to be reincarnated as her tampon.
Or maybe it was when I heard that among the duties of his faithful man servant Michael Fawcett was to squeeze toothpaste onto the prince’s toothbrush and to hold the cup while the prince gave a urine sample.
Or maybe I’m lying and I never did have any respect for Charles Phillip Arthur George, Prince of Wales and Earl of Chester, Lord of the Isles, Duke of Rothesay, Knight of the Most Ancient and Most Noble Order of the Thistle, Chief Royal Cook and Most Noble Bottlewasher.
Okay, he really doesn’t have that last title but he has been granted the others and a few dozen more.
All those undeserved, honorary titles have finally gone to his head and penetrated that miniscule royal brain lodged between those Dumbo/Obama ears and he’s so delusional now that, as the UK’s Daily Mail is reporting, “The Prince of Wales says he believes he has been placed on Earth as future King ‘for a purpose’–to save the world.”
That belief may be wrong on various counts, the first of which is that he may not be the future king of England, with or without a purpose. . .
(Read more at http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=1818)
Overstepping: Part One--the Insult that Is the Monster Mosque
Overstepping: Part One--The Insult that Is the Monster Mosque
Now that Chelsea and Marc’s nuptials are over and I can take a deep breath and my heart can stop excessively pittypatting from the excitement, we can all sit back and wait for news on whether a ketuba was signed, a canopy used, and a glass broken as is all traditional in Jewish wedding ceremonies.
It’s hard to imagine after that star-studded multi-million dollar event staged by luminaries of the Democrat Party of the Common People that other things were actually happening in the world, things that reflected an obtuseness, an ignorance of the fact that one can push just so far before people will push back, things that showed people were overstepping their bounds.
Examples of recent overstepping involve the Monster Mosque at Ground Zero, the sneaky shenanigans on amnesty on Capitol Hill, and the future king of England, never the brightest color in the royal crayon box, once more making a complete ass of himself.
The Mosque: In an interview with NY1, New York Republican candidate for governor, Carl Paladino, who has as much chance of being elected as Mayor Bloomberg would have being elected mayor of Riyadh, was free to speak his mind. His mind, soul, and body are viscerally committed to preventing the erection of a huge mosque, cultural center, library, restaurant, gymnasium, auditorium two and a half blocks from Ground Zero. . .
(Read more at http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=1816)
Now that Chelsea and Marc’s nuptials are over and I can take a deep breath and my heart can stop excessively pittypatting from the excitement, we can all sit back and wait for news on whether a ketuba was signed, a canopy used, and a glass broken as is all traditional in Jewish wedding ceremonies.
It’s hard to imagine after that star-studded multi-million dollar event staged by luminaries of the Democrat Party of the Common People that other things were actually happening in the world, things that reflected an obtuseness, an ignorance of the fact that one can push just so far before people will push back, things that showed people were overstepping their bounds.
Examples of recent overstepping involve the Monster Mosque at Ground Zero, the sneaky shenanigans on amnesty on Capitol Hill, and the future king of England, never the brightest color in the royal crayon box, once more making a complete ass of himself.
The Mosque: In an interview with NY1, New York Republican candidate for governor, Carl Paladino, who has as much chance of being elected as Mayor Bloomberg would have being elected mayor of Riyadh, was free to speak his mind. His mind, soul, and body are viscerally committed to preventing the erection of a huge mosque, cultural center, library, restaurant, gymnasium, auditorium two and a half blocks from Ground Zero. . .
(Read more at http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=1816)
Friday, June 11, 2010
Nervy News #8: Prince Tampon
Nervy News #8: Prince Tampon
Prince Charles of Great Britain, Prince of Wales, Earl of Chester, heir apparent to the incongruous throne of England, best known for his note to Camilla Parker-Bowles in which he professed his desire to be her tampon, is now urging the world to follow the “spiritual principles” of Islam in order to save the planet’s environment.
Also known for having a servant hold the cup while he gave a urine sample, Bonnie Prince Charlie echoed Al Gore when he said that “The inconvenient truth is that we share this planet with the rest of creation for a very good reason–and that is, we cannot exist on our own without the intricately balanced web of life around us.”
He added in his lecture to the Oxford Centre for Islamic Studies that, based on his study of the Koran, “Islam has always taught this and to ignore that lesson is to default on our contract with creation:” http://bit.ly/dBm4EB . . .
(Read more at http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=1728)
Prince Charles of Great Britain, Prince of Wales, Earl of Chester, heir apparent to the incongruous throne of England, best known for his note to Camilla Parker-Bowles in which he professed his desire to be her tampon, is now urging the world to follow the “spiritual principles” of Islam in order to save the planet’s environment.
Also known for having a servant hold the cup while he gave a urine sample, Bonnie Prince Charlie echoed Al Gore when he said that “The inconvenient truth is that we share this planet with the rest of creation for a very good reason–and that is, we cannot exist on our own without the intricately balanced web of life around us.”
He added in his lecture to the Oxford Centre for Islamic Studies that, based on his study of the Koran, “Islam has always taught this and to ignore that lesson is to default on our contract with creation:” http://bit.ly/dBm4EB . . .
(Read more at http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=1728)
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