The Weird Sexual Worlds of Jim Carrey and Kathy Griffin

The Weird Sexual Worlds of Jim Carrey and Kathy Griffin

Whether the following videos featuring 49 year old Jim Carrey lusting in his heart and genitals for 22 year old Emma Stone and 50 year old Kathy Griffin fantasizing about sex with 17 year old Justin Bieber are pathetic jokes or not, they’re still creepy as well as singularly humorless.

The consensus seems to be that both Carrey and Griffin are serious in their respective overtures to Stone and Bieber primarily because, although both Carrey and Griffin are both supposed to be comics, neither is capable of acting this well.

The affable, twice-married grandfather Jim Carrey has had a number of movie hits, the last of which was four years ago–eons, by Hollywood standards–and has been linked with a slew of Hollywood beauties including Jenny McCarthy but has apparently hit a slough in that department as well.

His bizarre video addressed to Ms. Stone could be attributable to his admitted bouts of depression but is still inexplicable for a guy, even a star, who is almost half a century old.

In that vid “message,” Carrey gulps and confesses to the “all the way beautiful” Stone his desire to marry her and have “freckle-faced kids,” go camping, and reward her with daily sexual delights, a fantasy he concedes apologeticaly is hampered by his age. He wishes her “love and contentment” in life after mentioning his age-related difficulty in peeing, just the thing a 22 year old wants to hear about from a lover.

As weird as it is, Carrey’s video has to take second place to another videotaped confession by third-rate celebrity Kathy Griffin who was inspired by Carrey to articulate her own hidden desires for Justin Bieber. . .
(Read more at http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=5308.)

Jim Carrey and the Politics of Astigmatic Hypocrisy

Jim Carrey and the Politics of Astigmatic Hypocrisy

Actor Jim Carrey is not unlike any number of his comrades and comradettes in Hollywood: He operates under the delusion that stardom confers wisdom and that wealth bestows insight.

And Carrey, like George Clooney and Sean Penn and Susan Sarandon, is flush with celebrity wisdom and insight when it comes to political observations. Even as he rakes in $20 million a picture, he sees fit to rip “personal greed and ambition” and the capitalistic system that made him a very rich man.

Such an outlandish display of astigmatic hypocrisy!

Canadian Carrey, stand-up-comic-turned-movie-star, has made it big time via the capitalist-world of Hollywood yet feels free to attack the very economic system that made his success possible.

Compounding his muddled thought processes, Carrey’s newest flick, Disney’s PC version and “Digital Dickens” production of A Christmas Carol, had a lackluster opening.

In a decidedly negative review of Carrey and his Scrooge, S.T. Karnick wrote of Carrey’s ”political flatulence.”

He quoted the actor: . .

(Read the rest at http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=1319)